Quote Originally Posted by TyttoL View Post
Your wish is granted, however after one slap, your hand turns into a Morbol Vine, and you get chased down by a horde of Alchemists.

I wish cash-for-gil tells didn't exist
Your wish was granted, However now that cash-for-gil tells don't exist, you now instead get gil-for-cash tells in which you take this proposal and start working for the group of people you always hated.

I wish I had a Snurble pet!!!