Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Jax-Majutsu]

Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.

Your wish is granted!; However you soon find your legs have eroded where everyone keeps rubbing you trying to teleport somewhere!

I wish when I could have a pet Ornery Karaku!

[Zorai]

Your wish is granted!; However you soon find your legs have eroded where everyone keeps rubbing you trying to teleport somewhere!

I wish when I could have a pet Ornery Karaku!

your wish is granted, however as it turns out Ornery Karakul when taken from their natural habitat end up ravenous monsters, you see most people don't notice it because their healthy diet of Grass covered mostly in the snow of Coerthas has made them docile and led them to be seen as fluffy cute creatures over the years, but when there not fed this diet their eyes in fact turn red and their fluffy fleece turns a slight whitish tinge, their tail uncurls and they begin to feast on your party members and friends (sorry it got a bit scary there (>;A> but that how i imagine those fluffy little creatures go when they just don't get any snow covred grass!)

i wish i could summon my own Primal and take over all city states simply to change all of the decor to purple!

[Lambadelta]

i wish i could summon my own Primal and take over all city states simply to change all of the decor to purple!

Your wish is granted, however you find that the primals are all egi sized which leads you to being exiled from every city state.

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

[SirSaber]

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

Your wish was granted, however to create such awesome creature the 12 gods of Eorzea had to combine all the colored horse mounts into one being, resulting in you loosing them.

I wish I could become a Red Mage, Black Mage, Blue Mage, Green Mage, White mage in one single Job !

[Bigbosshenry]

Your wish was granted, however to create such awesome creature the 12 gods of Eorzea had to combine all the colored horse mounts into one being, resulting in you loosing them.

I wish I could become a Red Mage, Black Mage, Blue Mage, Green Mage, White mage in one single Job !

Your wish is granted, however to have a job that includes all these mages, you'll need gandalf's soul but he probably won't let you PASS!

I wish early pullers in hunts do not exist. /sadface.

[OneLegendGamer]

I wish early pullers in hunts do not exist. /sadface.

Your wish is granted, however you have to become the one and the only early puller in Eorzea. Can you do that?

I wish I could slap Odin everyday!

[TyttoL]

Your wish is granted, however you have to become the one and the only early puller in Eorzea. Can you do that?

I wish I could slap Odin everyday!

Your wish is granted, however after one slap, your hand turns into a Morbol Vine, and you get chased down by a horde of Alchemists.

I wish cash-for-gil tells didn't exist