Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[MilkBottle]

Your wish was granted! However, it turns out that the Blue Mage that you saw and aspired to be was a mere White Mage that had been in a horrible dyeing accident and was punching the poor trainee that caused it.

I wish that Ul'Dah did more to manipulate the markets to attract more trade and gold into the city. More for us, less for the lesser Lominsans and Gridanians!

[CthulhuNZ]

Your wish is granted, however taxes soon rise to 99% of sale price, resulting in a new currency being implemented, rendering all your hard-earned coin absolutely worthless.

I wish that adventurers were given the ability to call upon lesser versions of primals (kind of like the summons/GF's from Final Fantasy 7/8), possibly as a limit break.

[PrimeAvatar]

Your wish is granted, however taxes soon rise to 99% of sale price, resulting in a new currency being implemented, rendering all your hard-earned coin absolutely worthless.

I wish that adventurers were given the ability to call upon lesser versions of primals (kind of like the summons/GF's from Final Fantasy 7/8), possibly as a limit break.

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, the limit break was adjusted and now requires you to perform dances and emotes to fill the bar. Party finder messages shifted rapidly to "KNOW HOW TO BOMB DANCE FOR IFRIT!" and "/chuckle spam pt for King Moggle Mog summon. Farming Coil1 turn 5 wins"

I wish my chocobo could swim if it was blue, breath fire if it was red, become invisible at night if it was black, climb trees if it was green, kweh with a helium voice if it was pink, dig for its own food if it was yellow, freeze enemies if it was white and fly if it was golden...

[SkylockeWindshifter]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, the limit break was adjusted and now requires you to perform dances and emotes to fill the bar. Party finder messages shifted rapidly to "KNOW HOW TO BOMB DANCE FOR IFRIT!" and "/chuckle spam pt for King Moggle Mog summon. Farming Coil1 turn 5 wins"

I wish my chocobo could swim if it was blue, breath fire if it was red, become invisible at night if it was black, climb trees if it was green, kweh with a helium voice if it was pink, dig for its own food if it was yellow, freeze enemies if it was white and fly if it was golden...

Your wish is granted, however you soon soon discover that you are in fact colourblind following some disastrous consequences...those poor feathered souls :'(

I wish my Free Company house had an out-house...My poor little Miqo'te has been dying to go potty ever since she stepped foot in Eorzea...I'd go in the woods but those voyeuristic Lalafell boys always seem to follow me (

[MirhThavis]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, your chocobo is brown, and you have to clean your stable more often than usual (if you know what i mean).

I wish i can play as a gunblader with a Squall outfit.

[Aeora]

I wish i could play as a gunblader with a Squall outfit.

Your wish was granted, this availability of gunblade technology started riots amongst the Eorzeans claiming that the technology was that of the Garlean infidels. Because of this you were exiled and are no longer welcome in Eorzea. . . sad times man

I wish that Gerolt was available as a small drunken minion that complains about everything.

[Airhead]

*I forgot to add my wish*

I wish I was able to manipulate the RNG so I could get Atma (T ^ T)

[FreakinZMartin]

Your wish was granted, however you will need to get your chocobo to rank 10, complete 10 chocobo companion quests which gradually unlock each time your chocobo reaches a new rank from rank 1-10, buy or grow 5 of each chocobo food available within the game excluding Thavnairian Onion these chocobo foods will be needed to craft 1 chocobo vegetable gourmet, then you must feed the fat chocobo the vegetable gourmet then finally you will have the fat chocobo as a companion.

I wish I could 1.0 Coerthas back and all of 1.0 music back within the game.

[Cor_Dirge]

Your wish was granted, however the rest of the game is also backdated to 1.0 so there's a lot less to do and your gear will be severely limited... also you will have to start the game from the beginning at lvl 1...

I wish there was a Northern Crater (FF7) themed raid with jenova followed by sephiroth (2 final boss forms) as the bosses.

[Caesir]

Your wish was granted, however the rest of the game is also backdated to 1.0 so there's a lot less to do and your gear will be severely limited... also you will have to start the game from the beginning at lvl 1...

I wish there was a Northern Crater (FF7) themed raid with jenova followed by sephiroth (2 final boss forms) as the bosses.

Your wish was granted. I'm the god in FF14 (No!)
However you will need to get to lv99 and find 3 person named Aeris, Cloud, Zack in game without any indication.
What's worse? the 3D models were made in 1997. XD

I wish I could have my best friend in game Calor Chen back to ffxiv and hang out with her in Eorzea, watch the sun take its leave behind the horizon.
(we don't know each other in real life)