Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[EU_Community_Team]

This is the thread to post your entry for the Grant A Wish Contest.

Please first refer to the Grant A Wish Contest official rules and guidelines. Once you have read and agreed to all of the official details, you can enter the contest by posting your entries as a reply to this thread.

To get an idea of how to enter please read the following example:

• Player 1: I wish I could finally defeat Ifrit.
  
• Player 2: Your wish was granted. You defeat Ifrit. But in that very moment you pass out from excitement and when you wake up you don‘t remember the fight at all.

  I wish I had my own Chocobo

• Player 3: Your wish was granted. You get your own Chocobo but it is so lazy you end up being faster by foot.

  I wish...

• Player 4: [...]

This thread is for entries only. We ask that you use the discussion thread for entry practice or to talk about the event. All non-entry posts in this thread will be moderated.

[Yelsha42]

I'll take a hit for the team I guess... go wild guys

I wish I could finally defeat Ifrit

Your wish was granted. However the fight took so long you completely missed the Moonfire Faire!

I wish I had the power to make all Chocobo in Eorzea obey only me!

[Priwia]

I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!

[Priwia]

Your wish was granted. However the fight took so long you completely missed the Moonfire Faire!

I wish I had the power to make all Chocobo in Eorzea obey only me!

Your wish was granted. However, all the fat chocobos are following you trying to steal your food.

I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!

[BuneBean]

I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!

Your wish was granted. However, upon your Fat Chocobo's new designer dye his ego was inflated and felt that he should now be riding you instead.

I wish that there was a potion that made my Roegadyn small so those pesky Lalafel would stop excluding me from their shananigans.

[Kjima]

I wish I had the power to make all Chocobo in Eorzea obey only me!

Your wish was granted! However, their already overpowering smell becomes so unbearable that nobody approaches you anymore, and you are now known as "The Chocobo Hermit".

I wish I could have the Siren's singing voice!

[Evershadow]

Your wish was granted. However, all the fat chocobos are following you trying to steal your food.

I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!

you wish was granted, however the fat chocobo was painted white and was given a moogle hat, and is now currently working for the moogle postal service which means your stuck walking instead.

I wish we could get flying ships as personal housing.

[Shadowshinra]

Your wish was granted. However, upon your Fat Chocobo's new designer dye his ego was inflated and felt that he should now be riding you instead.

I wish that there was a potion that made my Roegadyn small so those pesky Lalafel would stop excluding me from their shananigans.

Your wish was Granted! However, upon drinking the potion you end up being SMALLER than an average Lalafell! So now people are /Petting the lalafells who in turn are /Petting you!

I wish I could be a Ninja RIGHT NOW!

[karbuncle]

Your wish was Granted! However, upon drinking the potion you end up being SMALLER than an average Lalafell! So now people are /Petting the lalafells who in turn are /Petting you!

I wish I could be a Ninja RIGHT NOW!

Your wish was granted! However, they didn't make ninja gear in Lalafel sizes, so,..better luck next time,.../slap

i wish I could have a house ; ;

[Everdark]

Your wish is granted, however to make it more immersive SE introduces a mortgage system.

I wash my crafting jobs were lvl 50 already