I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!
I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!
Your wish was granted. However, upon your Fat Chocobo's new designer dye his ego was inflated and felt that he should now be riding you instead.
I wish that there was a potion that made my Roegadyn small so those pesky Lalafel would stop excluding me from their shananigans.
Your wish was Granted! However, upon drinking the potion you end up being SMALLER than an average Lalafell! So now people are /Petting the lalafells who in turn are /Petting you!Your wish was granted. However, upon your Fat Chocobo's new designer dye his ego was inflated and felt that he should now be riding you instead.
I wish that there was a potion that made my Roegadyn small so those pesky Lalafel would stop excluding me from their shananigans.
I wish I could be a Ninja RIGHT NOW!

Your wish was granted! However, they didn't make ninja gear in Lalafel sizes, so,..better luck next time,.../slap
i wish I could have a house ; ;
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Your wish was granted! However, in your eagerness to acquire a house, you rack up a sizeable debt, and end up needing to take a large assortment of part-time jobs to pay the bills. Costa-de-sol dancer, copperbell miner, syrcus tower cleaning janitor and laundry manager for xande etc ,you name it, you've been employed for it. You have trouble meeting ends for payments also, sooo there's no house furnishings either. Eventually you run out of money for and the house is sold off as the newest gridania chocobo stable.
I wish Minfillia would take up competetive chocobo racing!
your wish was granted! however, you could not seem to maintain good domestics so they used it as haukke manor (hard mode) and require constant clean outs of monsters
i wish chocobo dungeon quest was made for our chocobos to do and the boss was a chocobo eater![]()
your wish was granted! however, you could not seem to maintain good domestics so they used it as haukke manor (hard mode) and require constant clean outs of monsters
i wish chocobo dungeon quest was made for our chocobos to do and the boss was a chocobo eater


Your wish was granted. However the Weaver making your armor thought you wanted to be a ballerina and made you a pink tutu AF set..
I wish I could be a General for a new Grand Company based in Coethras.

Your wish is granted, however to make it more immersive SE introduces a mortgage system.
I wash my crafting jobs were lvl 50 already


Your wish was granted. However you lack the Craftsmanship and Control to create anything of use or worth, you now spend your days carving petrified feces for small Hyur children to play with in the Ul'dah slums.
I wish there was a greater array of clothes and costumes to glamour.
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