The ProBro and You

[FenHin]

Who're you called impish!?

[Jyoeru]

Who're you called impish!?

Sorry, your race looks like animated dolls, and it scares the bejesus out of me. Perhaps this comes from my childhood fear of Chuckie.

[Zakalwe]

Sorry, your race looks like animated dolls, and it scares the bejesus out of me. Perhaps this comes from my childhood fear of Chuckie.

I think they look more like the annoying animatrons from It's a Small World in Disneyland/Disneyworld. Oh, no, no that song will be stuck in my head for a week!

[Kal-El]

Sorry, your race looks like animated dolls, and it scares the bejesus out of me. Perhaps this comes from my childhood fear of Chuckie.

/stare

O_O

[WillowRosenburg]

I had a tank in AK once, didn't move at all when the mission started. Just stood there. Nevermind he needs to attack mobs first, not us squishy mages. After a minute he finally moved-straight for the door.

Said "it wasn't in his schedule to stand around and get examined for 2 minutes" and that casting protect at the start of a dungeon was "dumb logic." And then he just rage quit the party. That we pre-formed.

At least this was a different guy than the one that pointed AK's Big Bad's ass at the mages. 3 times.

[Sakia]

Who're you called impish!?

Now, now dearie. It's a friendly, mildly hilarious term for skirt dwellers.

You're... looking under my skirt? Well... I don't think I need to call you a... *flees*

[JeniLinsky]

"Tank fights 2 bombs, does NOT move out of the huge red circles" they go boom, dies from full health.

This is followed by me saying, "Please do not stand next to exploding bombs. I can't heal that."

Now, now dearie. It's a friendly, mildly hilarious term for skirt dwellers.

I was wearing a half-robe the other day, and had a Lalafell literally follow me around the Steps of Nald with his head up under my robe. It was creepy!

[Rivienne]

This is followed by me saying, "Please do not stand next to exploding bombs. I can't heal that."

Sooo true. After the third time explaining it though, I just stop healing that person entirely and preemptively attempt to make up for the (soon to be again) downed party member.

I was wearing a half-robe the other day, and had a Lalafell literally follow me around the Steps of Nald with his head up under my robe. It was creepy!

Love lalafells in general, they are so adorable.

That said since this has happened to me too, and similar things with non-lalas, I call testosterone poisoning. I would ask about their real life manners, but then I think to myself.. Nevermind. They probably do it IRL too, so long as they think they can get away with it.

[Sakia]

I was wearing a half-robe the other day, and had a Lalafell literally follow me around the Steps of Nald with his head up under my robe. It was creepy!

Seriously? These little bastards.

Welp, you know what you need to do, honey--punt the little bugger. The one useful, mildly hilarious skill that conjurers can pull off. Bwha. Bwhahahaha!

/ireallyneedhelplifesuckssomuch x.x