The ProBro and You

[Rivienne]

This made me giggle a little. I have run into a few "I got this" tanks. They often have a habit of running straight into every big red circle of stupid, die when I run out of MP, and then say things like "healer, watch health bar pls."

[Ketsufuma]

man giggling so hard at work right now. Grade A stuff now im gonna look for it specifically when i que up tonight xD

[alhandra]

are these the guys that want you to have relic +1, full dl and a neckbeard to join their CM group? (lol CM is literally the first lvl 50 instance you run)

[Tyrial]

No, OP is talking about the guys you see in dungeons that try and point out every little thing that you're doing wrong or should be doing to "maximize your play" all while almost completely failing at their class. Then they rage as soon as one little hiccup happens.

[Jyoeru]

ProBro is that guy that tells the healer to "protect" at the start of the instance.
Normally while you are already casting it.

I absolutely detest this behavior. I had one DPS insist I cast stoneskin before each pull, and he would just stare at me, and I would ignore him. I cast stoneskin on pally tanks before each pull because it is my primary pally heal. I don't need the DPS telling me how to heal, because in this dungeon, I am the healer, and unless you've died 10 times because I am messing up, kindly keep your thoughts to yourself.

[Jyoeru]

are these the guys that want you to have relic +1, full dl and a neckbeard to join their CM group? (lol CM is literally the first lvl 50 instance you run)

Yes, DING 50! Okay, did you get your Titan kill care package? Do you have all the gear from Titan? No? Then you can't do Titan, silly.

[Scratchs]

I absolutely detest this behavior. I had one DPS insist I cast stoneskin before each pull, and he would just stare at me, and I would ignore him. I cast stoneskin on pally tanks before each pull because it is my primary pally heal. I don't need the DPS telling me how to heal, because in this dungeon, I am the healer, and unless you've died 10 times because I am messing up, kindly keep your thoughts to yourself.

Yeah that's pretty obnoxious. There are a lot of control freaks who will pick nitts over the tiniest of things, even when things are running perfectly smooth. Just cause you're a lvl 50 Copperbell mines doesn't mean everyone wants a lesson on how to play.

[Steeled]

Actually, if you don't have the crits, THERE WILL BE GIGGLES.

Also, maybe if probros were fed every now and then, they wouldn't be so hormonal.

[Issac]

ProBro is that guy that tells the healer to "protect" at the start of the instance.
Normally while you are already casting it.

*cutscene*
protect plz
protect plz
*BEGIN MISSION*
protect plz
protect plz
protect plz
*casting protect*
protect plz
stoneskin plz

[Jyoeru]

*cutscene*
protect plz
protect plz
*BEGIN MISSION*
protect plz
protect plz
protect plz
*casting protect*
protect plz
stoneskin plz

Yup. The worst one is when they go "Rez please," because they died because they committed suicide. They act like I have the mana to spare. They get mad, too, because if I rez you once and you die again (which usually happens right after the first rez), I am not rezzing you again. Sorry. No dice. You're eating my mana and will cause the wipe.