The ProBro and You

[Rivienne]

This is followed by me saying, "Please do not stand next to exploding bombs. I can't heal that."

Sooo true. After the third time explaining it though, I just stop healing that person entirely and preemptively attempt to make up for the (soon to be again) downed party member.

I was wearing a half-robe the other day, and had a Lalafell literally follow me around the Steps of Nald with his head up under my robe. It was creepy!

Love lalafells in general, they are so adorable.

That said since this has happened to me too, and similar things with non-lalas, I call testosterone poisoning. I would ask about their real life manners, but then I think to myself.. Nevermind. They probably do it IRL too, so long as they think they can get away with it.

[Sakia]

I was wearing a half-robe the other day, and had a Lalafell literally follow me around the Steps of Nald with his head up under my robe. It was creepy!

Seriously? These little bastards.

Welp, you know what you need to do, honey--punt the little bugger. The one useful, mildly hilarious skill that conjurers can pull off. Bwha. Bwhahahaha!

/ireallyneedhelplifesuckssomuch x.x

[Meleena]

I actually disagree with the OP on one point.
There are more Tank and healer Pro Bros than DDs.
I had 1 DD quit for every 10 tanks or healers in lets say AK, every time someone else said: "This is my first time!"

[Soukyuu]

I had 1 DD quit for every 10 tanks or healers in lets say AK, every time someone else said: "This is my first time!"

Does that sound familiar to you: "One or more playe-LIGHT PARTY". Does to me.

[Vanguard319]

Ran into one just yesterday, this blm kept charging ahead of the group in AK, and triggering mobs. at one point, he demands that the tank agro all the mobs in a suicide run before the demon wall so that the rest of the party can get through. As the tank, I told him not gonna happen. I would also point out that if you're wanting a speed run that badly, you're not going to get one through the duty finder.

[Kal-El]

Sorry, your race looks like animated dolls, and it scares the bejesus out of me. Perhaps this comes from my childhood fear of Chuckie.

/stare

O_O

[WillowRosenburg]

I had a tank in AK once, didn't move at all when the mission started. Just stood there. Nevermind he needs to attack mobs first, not us squishy mages. After a minute he finally moved-straight for the door.

Said "it wasn't in his schedule to stand around and get examined for 2 minutes" and that casting protect at the start of a dungeon was "dumb logic." And then he just rage quit the party. That we pre-formed.

At least this was a different guy than the one that pointed AK's Big Bad's ass at the mages. 3 times.

[Truvy]

My favorite response to the dead ProBro when asking "Where are the healz?"

"I'm sorry, but no one can cure [stoopid]...ensuna just doesn't work"

[Richiealvian]

My favorite response to the dead ProBro when asking "Where are the healz?"

"I'm sorry, but no one can cure [stoopid]...ensuna just doesn't work"

I really hope you're not a probro..

[Truvy]

I really hope you're not a probro..

LOL not at all. Just cracks me up in prior-mentioned titan fights when people stand in the middle of stacked plumes or rotate the wrong way for bombs and eat 6k+ for instant death and want to blame the healers.