The ProBro and You

[JeniLinsky]

"Tank fights 2 bombs, does NOT move out of the huge red circles" they go boom, dies from full health.

This is followed by me saying, "Please do not stand next to exploding bombs. I can't heal that."

Now, now dearie. It's a friendly, mildly hilarious term for skirt dwellers.

I was wearing a half-robe the other day, and had a Lalafell literally follow me around the Steps of Nald with his head up under my robe. It was creepy!

[Rivienne]

This is followed by me saying, "Please do not stand next to exploding bombs. I can't heal that."

Sooo true. After the third time explaining it though, I just stop healing that person entirely and preemptively attempt to make up for the (soon to be again) downed party member.

I was wearing a half-robe the other day, and had a Lalafell literally follow me around the Steps of Nald with his head up under my robe. It was creepy!

Love lalafells in general, they are so adorable.

That said since this has happened to me too, and similar things with non-lalas, I call testosterone poisoning. I would ask about their real life manners, but then I think to myself.. Nevermind. They probably do it IRL too, so long as they think they can get away with it.

[Sakia]

I was wearing a half-robe the other day, and had a Lalafell literally follow me around the Steps of Nald with his head up under my robe. It was creepy!

Seriously? These little bastards.

Welp, you know what you need to do, honey--punt the little bugger. The one useful, mildly hilarious skill that conjurers can pull off. Bwha. Bwhahahaha!

/ireallyneedhelplifesuckssomuch x.x