This is closer to 2011 than one would think. [LINK]

Soon, our houses are all going to be made of rubber, and our plastic cars won't go faster than 8 miles per hour. We're all going to be laughing at shows like, "Ow my balls!". It is inevitable, and we're seeing the beginning of it.

I'm surprised SE doesn't just go ahead and start everybody off at rank 50 with ten-trillion gil, god-mode, and flying.