FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Falcus]

Granted! you can use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat the Oboron Stew, but the "kupò" sound when you hit the food, make u crazy, so you lose your mind, and you want to eat more and more because you cant leve the "kupò" alone!

I wish no one grant my wishes and say "granted" in the next reply thanks

Granted. No wish for you.

I wish I could go out on a hot date with Chief Admiral Merlwyb.

[Paru_Hachifusa]

Granted. No wish for you.

I wish I could go out on a hot date with Chief Admiral Merlwyb.

Granted.
As the date draws to a close, you sneakly lean in for a kiss.
Then you feel the cold, hard metal of her gun jutting against your nose.
You hear a clicking nose....then...
...
...
...SKOOSH!

Water flies right up your nose!
Your 'hot' date was getting a bit too hot for her, always carry a water pistol for such occasions!

[BloodPact]

The poster above me is such an incredible hyur that she refused to ask for a wish and ceded the opportunity to the children of Ul'dah's orphanage, "Oasis"!... (or not, and she forgot to ask for one after the mini-romatic comedy, lol.) Good for you, Paru. Anyhow, the children wished for a pet diremites because according to them there was not much to do. So, GRANTED! I brought in Sargas, Antares and Shaula to play with them!... Didn't turn out to be a good idea.

Now, I wish to have the device that controls the moon Dalamud delivered to my inn room tomorrow!

[Curly-Wurly]

The poster above me is such an incredible hyur that she refused to ask for a wish and ceded the opportunity to the children of Ul'dah's orphanage, "Oasis"!... (or not, and she forgot to ask for one after the mini-romatic comedy, lol.) Good for you, Paru. Anyhow, the children wished for a pet diremites because according to them there was not much to do. So, GRANTED! I brought in Sargas, Antares and Shaula to play with them!... Didn't turn out to be a good idea.

Now, I wish to have the device that controls the moon Dalamud delivered to my inn room tomorrow!

^^^ granted problem is i grant you the device to control Dalamud but its so strong it actually pulls it to your Inn room in Uldah tonight Hence the maintanace it also BROKE uldahs inns for good so now nobody has inns in uldah forcing people to move to other citys, i hope your proud of yourself!!

for my wish i wish these forums were not so full of junk and trolling... lol

[erinshore79]

Here I come to grant your dream
With Eorzea's magic or so it would seem
With Garuda's wings and Ifrit's Toe
This is how wish giving should go.
But to clear this place up of misdeed and clutter
Would make me swear and curse and mutter
So really little lady I don't give much of a hoot
Just hold your breath til the 2.0 reboot!

This half-assed wish doesn't come cheap either like all things in life there is a price. Linny my retainer would like 200,000 gil (there's this new scarf of wondrous wit she saw at the Golden Bazzaar that's to die for). Her friend retainer Robynhood has one and she's got a touch of the oul jealousy. All good cheques can be paid in at Uncle Pokey's Archery Emporium. Second Stall Uldah main market. Your number one stop for all things pointy! Or she can have some orange juice, she likes that too though not as much as gil.

[Junpei]

Granted! Your retainer reaps in 200,000 gil from a single sale and can finally afford that scarf of wondrous wit!

Unfortunately the drawing near of Dalamud has brought forth more horrid disasters that anyone thought possible! An increase in the cost of luxury items as people try to enjoy life as much as possible in fear that red moon will strip it from them!

The Scarf of Wondrous Wit now costs an unfortunate 200,000,000!!!

I wish that I could wear as much jewellery as Yoshi-P! Oh think of the stat bonuses you could attain!

[KiraHime]

I wish that I could wear as much jewellery as Yoshi-P! Oh think of the stat bonuses you could attain!

Granted! Alas you are now so weighed down by your new accessories that when brigands approach to rob you of your new jewellery the ponderous weight renders you unable to swing your weapon! You lose all your new accessories and consciousness for several hours.

I wish I could meet a friendly morbol, so I could watch it hi-five 20 all my lalafell friends at once

[Falcus]

Granted.
As the date draws to a close, you sneakly lean in for a kiss.
Then you feel the cold, hard metal of her gun jutting against your nose.
You hear a clicking nose....then...
...
...
...SKOOSH!

Water flies right up your nose!
Your 'hot' date was getting a bit too hot for her, always carry a water pistol for such occasions!

She didn't shoot me with a real gun... This MUST mean I have a chance for a second date! <3
I'll make sure to carry a water gun at all times from this point onwards!

[Lardinho]

Granted! Alas you are now so weighed down by your new accessories that when brigands approach to rob you of your new jewellery the ponderous weight renders you unable to swing your weapon! You lose all your new accessories and consciousness for several hours.

I wish I could meet a friendly morbol, so I could watch it hi-five 20 all my lalafell friends at once

As wished for, a friendly morbol appears coquettishly and makes his way over to you for a chat. Around the corner runs your 20 lalafell friends clapping and cheering, ready to befriend your new companion. The morbol's shyness kicks in and in blind panic, flees a crowd of what it believes to be hunters, as fast as his many tentacles will carry him.

I wish that could build a boat, to take my friends and me out on a deep sea fishing trip in the Sea of Jade.

[Elspeth]

As wished for, a friendly morbol appears coquettishly and makes his way over to you for a chat. Around the corner runs your 20 lalafell friends clapping and cheering, ready to befriend your new companion. The morbol's shyness kicks in and in blind panic, flees a crowd of what it believes to be hunters, as fast as his many tentacles will carry him.

I wish that could build a boat, to take my friends and me out on a deep sea fishing trip in the Sea of Jade.

Granted: You build a boat of considerable size and round up all your friends, you set sail but shortly out at sea you realise you made your boat from paper and its sinking into the sea. As your boat sinks lower a group of hungry sahagins appear and your friends throw you to them while they swim to shore.

I wish I was the most powerful dragoon in all the land