FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Alaltus]

Granted, but unfortunately, the musket rifle cannot shot anymore because there is no more gunpowder in the whole Eorzea.

I whis I can /sit on dalamud and laugh at all Eorzeans because they all are going to die!

Granted but you get speared by a garlean flag as they claim dominion over dalamud.

I wish i could ride a snurble space hopper style!

[Narctiss]

I wish i could ride a snurble space hopper style!

Granted: You and your Snurble Space Hopper buddy would bounce across all of Eorzea, having fun together, laughing, playing, casting cure and protect on one another.. Until one day he turns and decides to cast Dia 3 on you, crushing all life out of your little Lalafell body.


Wish: To own my own pirate ship and make fun of that darn Roegadyn in front of the Marauders guild who still doesn't believe I'm a pirate. I even have my own eye patch and everything! Yarrr..

[Raistlin]

Granted, but a night, when you are traveling through the sea of ​​jade, you are approached by a ghost ship and die of fright. In the end, you joining their crew as a bard.

As Black Mage, i wish to have my High Sorcery Tower.

[Narctiss]

As Black Mage, i wish to have my High Sorcery Tower.

Granted: However your evil deeds cause a Fellowship to rise up against you, leading to your inevitable doom:



Wish: We could work things out peacefully with the Garlean Imperials and then go and have afternoon tea in Ishgard together.

[Onizuka]

Wish: We could work things out peacefully with the Garlean Imperials and then go and have afternoon tea in Ishgard together.

Granted. Truce with the Garlean Empire and afternoon tea with Nael van Darnus and Gaius van Baelsar, singing birdies posing on their armor as they themselves sing the “Good King Moggle Mog XII” song, while they dance with a little umbrella in balance above their nose.

I wish I could find the Legendary Golden Subligar... and also be able to wear it in my head, pantsu-style!

[Volfield]

Granted. Truce with the Garlean Empire and afternoon tea with Nael van Darnus and Gaius van Baelsar, singing birdies posing on their armor as they themselves sing the “Good King Moggle Mog XII” song, while they dance with a little umbrella in balance above their nose.

I wish I could find the Legendary Golden Subligar... and also be able to wear it in my head, pantsu-style!

Granted but as you wear the subligar you cannot accept invites to join party and are enfeebled with heavy for the duration of the time you have it equipped.

I wish i could find a decent man.

[Matsume]

Granted but as you wear the subligar you cannot accept invites to join party and are enfeebled with heavy for the duration of the time you have it equipped.

I wish i could find a decent man.

Granted, you find Sublimen Reinheart wearing the one and only Legendary Golden Subligar, unfortunately he is enfeebled with heavy and cannot join your party. You perform /em epic facepalm. Reinheart performs /em epic thrust. The two of you fall in love and have babies. These babies wear miniature golden subligar hand crafted by Reinheart himself (with japanese and english translations around the waistband). Forever will your lovers arms remain apart due to Reinhearts unparalleled love for Subligaria.

I wish to win this competition, for real, no jokes or dreams and no linen. TYVM. That's my last and final post.

[Onizuka]

I wish i could find a decent man.

Granted! Here I am! The Ultimate Macho Man!



I wish the Immortal Flames didn't bust me once again at washing my Subligar in the fountain of Ul'dah near The Quicksand...

[PiXelDreaMs]

Granted you recieve your own High Sorcery tower, but it has been cursed by Nael Van Darnus and all those that inhabit it are turned into roegadyns, forever trapped!

I wish I could jump on another lalafel's shoulders and wear and overcoat, pretending to be a roegadyn!

[Alaltus]

Granted you recieve your own High Sorcery tower, but it has been cursed by Nael Van Darnus and all those that inhabit it are turned into roegadyns, forever trapped!

I wish I could jump on another lalafel's shoulders and wear and overcoat, pretending to be a roegadyn!

Granted but another lalafell stands on your shoulders making a triple stacked lalafell throwing you into obscurity as no one will ever know your feet nor your face.

I wish we could fire bombs out of cannons.