FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Junpei]

Granted! Your retainer reaps in 200,000 gil from a single sale and can finally afford that scarf of wondrous wit!

Unfortunately the drawing near of Dalamud has brought forth more horrid disasters that anyone thought possible! An increase in the cost of luxury items as people try to enjoy life as much as possible in fear that red moon will strip it from them!

The Scarf of Wondrous Wit now costs an unfortunate 200,000,000!!!

I wish that I could wear as much jewellery as Yoshi-P! Oh think of the stat bonuses you could attain!

[KiraHime]

I wish that I could wear as much jewellery as Yoshi-P! Oh think of the stat bonuses you could attain!

Granted! Alas you are now so weighed down by your new accessories that when brigands approach to rob you of your new jewellery the ponderous weight renders you unable to swing your weapon! You lose all your new accessories and consciousness for several hours.

I wish I could meet a friendly morbol, so I could watch it hi-five 20 all my lalafell friends at once

[Lardinho]

Granted! Alas you are now so weighed down by your new accessories that when brigands approach to rob you of your new jewellery the ponderous weight renders you unable to swing your weapon! You lose all your new accessories and consciousness for several hours.

I wish I could meet a friendly morbol, so I could watch it hi-five 20 all my lalafell friends at once

As wished for, a friendly morbol appears coquettishly and makes his way over to you for a chat. Around the corner runs your 20 lalafell friends clapping and cheering, ready to befriend your new companion. The morbol's shyness kicks in and in blind panic, flees a crowd of what it believes to be hunters, as fast as his many tentacles will carry him.

I wish that could build a boat, to take my friends and me out on a deep sea fishing trip in the Sea of Jade.

[Elspeth]

As wished for, a friendly morbol appears coquettishly and makes his way over to you for a chat. Around the corner runs your 20 lalafell friends clapping and cheering, ready to befriend your new companion. The morbol's shyness kicks in and in blind panic, flees a crowd of what it believes to be hunters, as fast as his many tentacles will carry him.

I wish that could build a boat, to take my friends and me out on a deep sea fishing trip in the Sea of Jade.

Granted: You build a boat of considerable size and round up all your friends, you set sail but shortly out at sea you realise you made your boat from paper and its sinking into the sea. As your boat sinks lower a group of hungry sahagins appear and your friends throw you to them while they swim to shore.

I wish I was the most powerful dragoon in all the land

[Roj]

Granted: You build a boat of considerable size and round up all your friends, you set sail but shortly out at sea you realise you made your boat from paper and its sinking into the sea. As your boat sinks lower a group of hungry sahagins appear and your friends throw you to them while they swim to shore.

I wish I was the most powerful dragoon in all the land

Granted!
You become the most powerful dragoon in all the land! Unluckily for you "the most powerful dragoon in all the seas" (yes readers there really is such an individual) takes a disliking to this haughty landlubber and shows you once and for all who really is the most powerful... (oh I can't look! Who is going to clean up all that gore!?) and celebrates his victory by perfoming a cheery sea shanty on your eviscerated remains. Yar?

I wish I had something to wear that goes with that lovely prize.

[Thebard]

Granted!
You become the most powerful dragoon in all the land! Unluckily for you "the most powerful dragoon in all the seas" (yes readers there really is such an individual) takes a disliking to this haughty landlubber and shows you once and for all who really is the most powerful... (oh I can't look! Who is going to clean up all that gore!?) and celebrates his victory by perfoming a cheery sea shanty on your eviscerated remains. Yar?

I wish I had something to wear that goes with that lovely prize.

Granted. So you need something in black with a gold trim? Here is your coffin madam its a perfect fit! You will be needing it sooner than you think..........

I wish I was a catfish.