FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Socks]

Granted! You wake up one morning to find yourself dressed in Summoners attire; a ravishing bikini, cape and ofcourse a lovely horn to stick on your head. However, to your peril you realise the only pet you are able to summon is a human baby. Pretty useless in the land of Eorzea, but it does have a somewhat painful bite...

I wish for an in-game walking stick, my lalafell is not as young as she used to be.

[Haseomisaki]

Granted! I wish for an in-game walking stick, my lalafell is not as young as she used to be.

Granted - However when you use it the stick does as its name suggests and walks off leaving you falling face first in Aldgoat dung.

I wish for a wish that will wish for wishes that wish wishes would be wishfully good.

[Stephen]

Granted - However when you use it the stick does as its name suggests and walks off leaving you falling face first in Aldgoat dung.

I wish for a wish that will wish for wishes that wish wishes would be wishfully good.

Granted! - All the wishes that were wished by the wish that wished all wishes be wishfully good have resulted in the mother of all wishes which will win this competition;

I wish for an amusement park à la; The Golden Saucer/Serendipity to be introduced to Final Fantasy XIV with; realtime player controlled Chocobo Racing, a battle arena with appearances of previous FF bad guys and NMs, gambling for Gil and a new card collecting/battling game (ingame not like FFXI please).

[psykhaotic]

Granted! - All the wishes that were wished by the wish that wished all wishes be wishfully good have resulted in the mother of all wishes which will win this competition;

I wish for an amusement park à la; The Golden Saucer/Serendipity to be introduced to Final Fantasy XIV with; realtime player controlled Chocobo Racing, a battle arena with appearances of previous FF bad guys and NMs, gambling for Gil and a new card collecting/battling game (ingame not like FFXI please).

Granted! The amusement park becomes the most popular place ever, and adventurers spend all their waking hours there. With nobody to defend Eorzea, the Garleans invade, pillage, and loot, and find the game-addicted adventurers softened, drinking energy drinks for meals, smelling like a concoction of stale sweat and moldy pizza, and wearing soiled diapers.

I wish I could be the tallest Lalafell ever!

[Onizuka]

I wish I could be the tallest Lalafell ever!

Granted. You become taller than a Great Buffalo. And therefore you also become the biggest potential meal course ever.

I wish the three-headed monkey would go away from my Armoire...

[Brabus]

Granted, but the three-headed monkey missed you so much he returned with 12 of his family, giving you more heads to stare at.

I wish I had a 3 headed-monkey

[Roj]

Granted, but the three-headed monkey missed you so much he returned with 12 of his family, giving you more heads to stare at.

I wish I had a 3 headed-monkey

Wish granted!
Sadly you 3 headed monkey could see no evil, hear no evil, nor speak no evil, not much fun for a butch black mage type such as yourself. Indeed you found your new companion so dull you forgot to feed it and it ate its middle head, driven mad at this self cannabalistic act and now with a taste for monkey flesh it proceeded to to eat all monkeys in the universe, thus you love of monkeys ultimately led to extinction.

I wish I had another wish after the last wish I just made whatever wish that was.