FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[lode]

Granted! Unfortunatly. while you're hiding inside, the box is sucked into the Void due to a paradox. In the meantime Gilgamesh, returning from his latest adventure in DLC land, finds it and ,intrigued by its unknown deisgn and origin, decides to test his new weapons on it. Good luck!

I wish I could try 2.0 already!

Wish Granted! As you load the start up screen you get the blue screen of death.

I wish one of the map zones has cosmos canyon music from ff7.

[Suburp]

I wish one of the map zones has cosmos canyon music from ff7.

Granted! But soon, fanboys and haters begin clashing on forums, then the conflict escalates, riots break out, haters hire trolls as mercenaries, and SE dispatches the company's ninja moogles to help the fanboys troops. Violence calls for more violence, and soon the world is divided between pro and anti FFVII.
Congratulations! You are responsible for World War III!

I wish i have enough phone battery power left to post.

[Dioniso]

Granted! But a glitch in patch 1.23a applies full trasparency to your outfit and you're suddenly waiting for shouts...naked!

I wish I could find a Kraken Club in Gridanian Lost and Found office...

[Haseomisaki]

Garnted! now you learn the kagebunshin no jutsu! you can finally have all the friends you want!!
I wish i had a piece of land in limsa lominsa to farm. so I will no longer kill marmots or play botanist

Granted - however you are doomed to sing Old Macdonald Had a Farm every day for the rest of your life adding one animal to the song every day.

I wish I could find the loch ness monster

[Kyosun]

Granted - however you are doomed to sing Old Macdonald Had a Farm every day for the rest of your life adding one animal to the song every day.

I wish I could find the loch ness monster

Wish granted!!! - You found an ancient Roegadyn taking a bath completely nude. And he falls in love with you.

I wish I could drink more.

[Tofutofu]

I wish I could drink more.

Granted! You can now drink more, TEA.

I wish I can chop level 1 trees but gives level 5 logs

[Rioitz]

Granted! You can now drink more, TEA.

I wish I can chop level 1 trees but gives level 5 logs

Granted! Through the use of only the moggliest of magic, kupo~! However Garuda is not happy with your new logging abilities, and so decides to Aerial Blast The Black Shroud. As a result of such forceful winds the tree you are chopping sways in the opposite direction to where you intended it to fall and it lands on you instead, KOing you instantly and forcing you to return!

I wish I could use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat Orobon Stew (the liquid just slips through the fork!!)

[Chimaira]

Granted! you can use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat the Oboron Stew, but the "kupò" sound when you hit the food, make u crazy, so you lose your mind, and you want to eat more and more because you cant leve the "kupò" alone!

I wish no one grant my wishes and say "granted" in the next reply thanks

[wiremeshi]

"Granted" but having granted your wish it and then been told not to grant your wish has created a paradox this lead to a black hole sucking you into a spinning purple vortex where you don't need eyes to see!

I wish that smoldering corpse be brought back to life (dam that 20ft chocobo!")

[Lardinho]

Granted. Shortly after, you were caught by a Barnacled Lardinho Carbuncle, fishing in ragged clothes on a beach along the Mazlava shoreline. He keeps you alive by a series of magick experiments that adapt you to live out of water without harm, but the side effects are that you ironically become quite feline in both behaviour and form... with a diet of mostly fish.

I wish I could jump as high as an airship.