"We want our game to be accessible as possible, so we've expertly tuned every job to be so utterly one-note that you now have to actually have some kind of physical ailment to not be able to purple parse within 1 minute of booting up FFXIV for the first time. This will do wonders for player retention and make it so I don't have to do my job--I MEAN make it so players aren't confused by their jobs. Yeah.

...Anyways, where's my paycheck?"

-John Fantasy, Modern Job Designer for FFXIV