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[Cincierta]

Dear random people that keep sending letters to my door:

No, I'm not a senior citizen. I'm not 60 years old. Please stop saying I'm entitled to Social Security when I don't even qualify. I know I will never see any sort of SS check in my lifetime.

I'm tired of it. Stop sending them or I WILL make you run on the wheel.

Sincerely,
An angry 40-year-old hamster

[rainichan]

Dear random people that keep sending letters to my door:

No, I'm not a senior citizen. I'm not 60 years old. Please stop saying I'm entitled to Social Security when I don't even qualify. I know I will never see any sort of SS check in my lifetime.

I'm tired of it. Stop sending them or I WILL make you run on the wheel.

Sincerely,
An angry 40-year-old hamster

So, funny story: now a whole decade ago (good god I didn't realize it had been so long) my friends and I would go to Denny's after playing Magic. One of the nights, my at the time boyfriend, who was ~25 or so ordered some food... and got the senior citizen version of it. He looked at it really confused like "it's missing stuff???" and the bill came out and sure enough, got the discount and everything. Since it was their mistake they honoured it but he didn't live it down for a while.