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    Silverquick's Avatar
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    Silverquick Fox
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    Gilgamesh
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    Summoner Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by LioJen View Post
    There is only one correct opinion here.
    Lol and that's only half the joke,

    The Scorpion Harness (Subligar being the same) were also common newbie mistakes when you came into the game. You'd be going something like...

    "Scorpion Harness? Oh that sounds bad az, lets try that one."
    "WTF? Why am I in bondage gear?"

    There were a ton of other armors you could wear with similar or better stats, so the only people that wore them were generally only newbies that didn't know any better or people playing a Mithra for the view.
    Hence the.... "She wears a traditional scorpion harness rendered in painstaking - and pointless - detail by her Sharlayan creator."

    That's the hilarious part.
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    LioJen's Avatar
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    Volk Virses
    World
    Ultros
    Main Class
    Gunbreaker Lv 83
    Quote Originally Posted by Silverquick View Post
    "Scorpion Harness? Oh that sounds bad az, lets try that one."
    "WTF? Why am I in bondage gear?"
    Yeah, I totally didn't equip the fetish harness on purpose... no idea what it was!

    Maybe the Alliance Raid should just log players into FFXI with a trial account when the queue pops.
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    "Which pet do you want, Red Sticks, Chicken Nuggets or Abomination Parrot? None, get out of here with that s***." ~Samuraiking

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    Fawkes Macleod
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    Excalibur
    Main Class
    White Mage Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by Silverquick View Post
    There were a ton of other armors you could wear with similar or better stats, so the only people that wore them were generally only newbies that didn't know any better or people playing a Mithra for the view.


    Maybe you're thinking of the bone/beetle harness, the scorpion harness had pretty good stats and very few newbies would've even been able to afford one.
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