Yoshi-P lied

[AwesomeJr44]

But then you have people come out of the woodwork saying things like "Have you cleared Ultimate?" "Have you gotten the Accursed Hoard achievement?" "Have you done X, Y and Z?" If not then stop complaining. Only to finish their statements with a "Yoshi-P said we should take a break and he's looking after us. He's so kind uwu." Usually coming from someone who started playing a year or two ago, too.

I would be genuinely unsurprised if certain posters were secretly undercover PR agents for SE, with the goal of swaying public opinion and that they were all using the same script to do so.

We are...Legion!

Would you say that you're a... majoritah?