The Definition of "Handsome"

[Carin-Eri]

Ok at this point it's clear that you aren't arguing in good faith. I am not going to waste time explaining why the Radiant Host guard with no eyebrows and a ridiculous haircut is not to the standard of the sort of hero types people usually go for.

Here's the character you seem to be looking for:

I mean he's basically the game's own Chad, isn't he. Surely he meets all the criteria for what YOU consider to be the proper appearance for a male?