How FF14 can be saved

[Raoabolic]

3. Hire an American developer, preferably Todd Howard.

I mean, the atomic shop is already built into the game. lmao

*pulls you aside*
Seriously though, that's not funny. Elder Scrolls and it's brother Elder Scrolls with Guns died that way. It was a really messy scene. :/

[Xlantaa]

Todd? Oh no. Will be hard to find a game between so many bugs. But a Giant that can send you to stratosphere sounds fun.

[Renalt]

Balmung players, man...

I'm not apologizing. : )

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

Yoooo yes let me make my hroth's ass actually muscled instead of so flat the slider value would be negative!

You know that will never happen right?
Not because it cant be done...but because even YoshiP senpai knows what kind of Calamity he will unleash on Eorzea if he Unlocked the hidden power of Bara Butt on Hrothgar.
Hrothgar Cake is too Dangerous and to powerful for Mortal Man to Wield.

[ronibosch]

Please give my viera some booty, SE. It's unfair that voidsent have all the cake.

[Renalt]

Please give my viera some booty, SE. It's unfair that voidsent have all the cake.

And me. I don't do squats all day for nothing.

[Midareyukki]

You know that will never happen right?
Not because it cant be done...but because even YoshiP senpai knows what kind of Calamity he will unleash on Eorzea if he Unlocked the hidden power of Bara Butt on Hrothgar.
Hrothgar Cake is too Dangerous and to powerful for Mortal Man to Wield.

Pfeh... Weakling.

No wonder he plays a Lalafell and a Femra. Guy can't handle cake to save his life.

[Zebraoracle]

Pfeh... Weakling.

No wonder he plays a Lalafell and a Femra. Guy can't handle cake to save his life.

Bro my cake doesn't even need to be substantial, it just needs to *actually exist*. Hroths have the most Hank Hill freaking booty ever. They have negative ass. Their butts are so non-existent they look deformed.

[Midareyukki]

Bro my cake doesn't even need to be substantial, it just needs to *actually exist*. Hroths have the most Hank Hill freaking booty ever. They have negative ass. Their butts are so non-existent they look deformed.

The need for cake is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

That and fanart exists. We have confirmation from Kimahri that Spiran Ronsos have a bubble butt, so... yeah.

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

The need for cake is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

That and fanart exists. We have confirmation from Kimahri that Spiran Ronsos have a bubble butt, so... yeah.

Ah snugglebunnies now you are trying to summon Khimari Cake.
The mighty Elder Ronso Blueberry Cake is not a Recipe to be Trifled with. Im not even sure if Ignis (best husbando accept no substitute) can bake a cake of this Magnitude.