How FF14 can be saved

[Midareyukki]

Fools! You would unleash the Asstral Calamity upon us all!

To be fair this thread got a little stinky with so much pancake flapping about

"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

The growing imbalance afflicting character butts must be redressed. If it is permitted to worsen, the very laws of eye candy-- both tasteful and aesthetic -- will be warped beyond all recognition.

Know you the root of this deflation? Prudes! Like a parasite, they must be burned out if our arses are to recover. And naught but the return of the one true Bubble Butt will ensure their complete excision. Yet to pave the way the rear's return, a chaotic confluence of untold proportions must needs be brought about. And that will necessitate the presence of the modders.

Needless to say, both you and your TOS-Shouting accomplices can not be suffered to interfere in this endeavor.

You will not leave this place a pancake. It's past time your posterior was inflated, White Knight."


Disclaimer: Hello moderators. I am in no way advocating for the use of mods, this is purely satirical. The use of mods is to be discouraged. Plus, keep in mind I'm quoting a character that (at the time at least) was evil and antagonistic, meaning he, his speech and actions are to be seen as morally wrong and thus not replicateable. Do not mod, nor cause the end of the world over modding.

[Shibi]

"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

La-ass-brea?

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

La-ass-brea?

Lahm-ass-bread

[Enkidoh]

"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

The growing imbalance afflicting character butts must be redressed. If it is permitted to worsen, the very laws of eye candy-- both tasteful and aesthetic -- will be warped beyond all recognition.

Know you the root of this deflation? Prudes! Like a parasite, they must be burned out if our arses are to recover. And naught but the return of the one true Bubble Butt will ensure their complete excision. Yet to pave the way the rear's return, a chaotic confluence of untold proportions must needs be brought about. And that will necessitate the presence of the modders.

Needless to say, both you and your TOS-Shouting accomplices can not be suffered to interfere in this endeavor.

You will not leave this place a pancake. It's past time your posterior was inflated, White Knight."


Disclaimer: Hello moderators. I am in no way advocating for the use of mods, this is purely satirical. The use of mods is to be discouraged. Plus, keep in mind I'm quoting a character that (at the time at least) was evil and antagonistic, meaning he, his speech and actions are to be seen as morally wrong and thus not replicateable. Do not mod, nor cause the end of the world over modding.

"No! The TOS! It... it binds them! The flat buttocks.. there are.. too many! ARRGGHHHH!!" (Lahabrea is then hit with the ban hammer by a dozen GMs for TOS violations).

... I'm sorry....

(Seriously, I don't think I've laughed so much in a long time). :P

[Rannie]

"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

The growing imbalance afflicting character butts must be redressed. If it is permitted to worsen, the very laws of eye candy-- both tasteful and aesthetic -- will be warped beyond all recognition.

Know you the root of this deflation? Prudes! Like a parasite, they must be burned out if our arses are to recover. And naught but the return of the one true Bubble Butt will ensure their complete excision. Yet to pave the way the rear's return, a chaotic confluence of untold proportions must needs be brought about. And that will necessitate the presence of the modders.

Needless to say, both you and your TOS-Shouting accomplices can not be suffered to interfere in this endeavor.

You will not leave this place a pancake. It's past time your posterior was inflated, White Knight."


Disclaimer: Hello moderators. I am in no way advocating for the use of mods, this is purely satirical. The use of mods is to be discouraged. Plus, keep in mind I'm quoting a character that (at the time at least) was evil and antagonistic, meaning he, his speech and actions are to be seen as morally wrong and thus not replicateable. Do not mod, nor cause the end of the world over modding.

Huh what sorry I skipped the cutscene (cant help that though he opens his mouth and my eyes glaze over).... ah well fight was easy anyway just had to pull out my pin and pop Dat ass of his... seems like he was stuffing the area with balloons =P

[SassyAssassin]

I will always take a dare.

I mean……..its two little pancakes

As for mine..
alexa, play my heart will go on, shittyflutted version please. https://youtu.be/5jvOBbP6u2o

[Lunalepsy]

OMG, so true.

[Renalt]

I mean……..its two little pancakes

Oh wow you weren't kidding. That sucks!

[SassyAssassin]

Oh wow you weren't kidding. That sucks!

Yeh. Deflated and sad. I need a butt. Some people need a hero, I need a butt.

[Renalt]

Yeh. Deflated and sad. I need a butt. Some people need a hero, I need a butt.

We all need butts. Butts make the world go round.