How FF14 can be saved

[Midareyukki]

You know that will never happen right?
Not because it cant be done...but because even YoshiP senpai knows what kind of Calamity he will unleash on Eorzea if he Unlocked the hidden power of Bara Butt on Hrothgar.
Hrothgar Cake is too Dangerous and to powerful for Mortal Man to Wield.

Pfeh... Weakling.

No wonder he plays a Lalafell and a Femra. Guy can't handle cake to save his life.

[Zebraoracle]

Pfeh... Weakling.

No wonder he plays a Lalafell and a Femra. Guy can't handle cake to save his life.

Bro my cake doesn't even need to be substantial, it just needs to *actually exist*. Hroths have the most Hank Hill freaking booty ever. They have negative ass. Their butts are so non-existent they look deformed.

[Midareyukki]

Bro my cake doesn't even need to be substantial, it just needs to *actually exist*. Hroths have the most Hank Hill freaking booty ever. They have negative ass. Their butts are so non-existent they look deformed.

The need for cake is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

That and fanart exists. We have confirmation from Kimahri that Spiran Ronsos have a bubble butt, so... yeah.

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

The need for cake is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

That and fanart exists. We have confirmation from Kimahri that Spiran Ronsos have a bubble butt, so... yeah.

Ah snugglebunnies now you are trying to summon Khimari Cake.
The mighty Elder Ronso Blueberry Cake is not a Recipe to be Trifled with. Im not even sure if Ignis (best husbando accept no substitute) can bake a cake of this Magnitude.