Guys, I think we all know what the solution here is:
Introducing Patch 7.0
We have always said accessibility is our main goal here, and to that end we have made some changes. We hope you enjoy them! Oh and if you don't, please don't criticize our work because it upsets us and we won't listen anyway. K thx bye!
DPS it supposed to DAMAGE. Why do we have all these buttons that don't deal damage???
-DPS all just have one button called "Hurt Bad Man." It does lots of damage.
Healers are called healers for a reason. We shouldn't be making them deal damage!!!
-Healers now get one button called "Kiss Boo-Boos." This heals the whole party to full.
Tanks are supposed to tank stuff. Why do they have other things???
-Tanks now have one button called "No More Ouchies." Now you can focus on tanking!
Now we can get back to the one reason people play this game: to see the consistently-paced high quality story. That's right! You can now play parts of Heavensward and Shadowbringers over and over again!
If we learned one thing from our inspiration WoW, it's that pruning abilities and removing challenge makes for happier players! Because why earn a sense of accomplishment when you can just click one button???
To that end, we have also added "Visual Novel Mode." Gameplay still too hard for you? That's ok. With VNM, you can simply skip all the fights and watch them in cutscenes. You can probably tell that we have been moving in this direction from the amount of action that occurs in cutscenes in our "game", but we decided to really commit this expansion. Who wants to PLAY a game anyway!
Now the game is more accessible for everyone!
Just unsub like I did. This is the direction we are going, and the direction WoW went as well. For as much as Yoshi-P talks about not caring about monthly subs, he isn't in charge (BIG SHOCK). The executives at SE want money and they think the way to get it is doing this. Always more players. I've worked in gaming. You do what you can to make the game as good as you can, but when it runs this long with this kind of business model, this is an inevitability. If you like challenge, there is a universe of games out there for you. If you want to play with your friends, go play Remnant: From the Ashes for a challenge. This game isn't for us.

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