If you're going to give us nothing but hats for an event, at least make them work.

[Darthgummibear]

How dare I even think about responding in kind to those who insist everywhere should be their personal echo chamber. Truly such a terrible mistake by me.

This is the most disingenuous response you could have made. You come into a thread where a portion of the community rightfully complains about a design problem, then proceed to do nothing worthwhile but instead be contrarian just for the sake of an argument.