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    Dec 2012
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    Ala Mhigo
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    Enkidoh Roux
    World
    Balmung
    Main Class
    Paladin Lv 90
    Alphinaud's epic 'reason you suck' speech to Vauthry (when Vauthry asked Alphinaud to paint his portrait) the first time you arrived in Eulmore springs to mind as it summed up perfectly just how broken the city was (and by extension, the entire First):

    "What you need is a mirror, not a painting. It will capture the horror I see before me far better than I ever could."

    Of course, that then earned Alphinaud his eternal and relentless ire after that (as well as for healing the seriously wounded Kai-Shirr), but it was such a perfect put-down to that twisted monster.

    Also, the hilarious comment after Varis shoots 'Solus' (aka, Emet), utterly stony faced, while still holding his smoking gun:

    "You fiends always were overfond of the sound of your own voices."

    Well, it's true!
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    Last edited by Enkidoh; 01-21-2021 at 11:53 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rannie View Post
    Aaaaannnd now I just had a mental image of Lahabrea walking into a store called Bodies R Us and trying on different humans.... >.<

    Lahabrea: hn too tall... tooo short.... Juuuuuust right.
    Venat was right.