No more QTE please.

[Hatfright]

lol dude. Wait. Hear me out.

Do you destroy a piano when playing really fast? Because when people say mash or bash, they don't mean literally try to break the thing. They mean tap-pity tap tap across multiple keys. No one's going Angry German Kid. They're going keyboard cat.

You missed this part, apparently:

rip the keyboard out and bang it against your table

Also, please, don't compare a piano with china made plastic gamepads. That's just won't do.