[Shadowbringers Edition] Grant a wish, Corrupt a wish

[Crushnight]

Granted but you will be unable to talk to any other NPC or she'll get jealous and will kill you.

I wish I could fly in the ARR maps.

Granted but every map from HW gets shrunk to Ul'dah levels

[KarmaLad]

I wish we could fly in ARR zones!

Granted, but before you do so you must attune yourself to 50+ different aether currents on each zone that randomly spawn and despawn. Their locations are also randomized.

I wish every single combat voice would be replaced by a bass boosted version of female Mi'qote's voice 5.

[Valic]

Granted, but before you do so you must attune yourself to 50+ different aether currents on each zone that randomly spawn and despawn. Their locations are also randomized.

I wish every single combat voice would be replaced by a bass boosted version of female Mi'qote's voice 5.

Granted, but it only comes out in one side of your headphone/speakers and sounds like it's from a distance 20 yalms behind you.


I wish we'd get more persistent emotes.

[Shurrikhan]

Granted, but it only comes out in one side of your headphone/speakers and sounds like it's from a distance 20 yalms behind you.


I wish we'd get more persistent emotes.

Granted, but facial expressions located suspiciously close to your favorite emotes are absolutely horrifying and not only persistent, but permanent.

I wish the game had a more frequent server tick to allow for more precise timing checks, etc.

[Zazay]

Granted, but facial expressions located suspiciously close to your favorite emotes are absolutely horrifying and not only persistent, but permanent.

I wish the game had a more frequent server tick to allow for more precise timing checks, etc.

Granted, but now the game crashes every hour.

I wish there were interactive emotes with other players.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Granted, but SE becomes extra strict on what constitutes "questionable" use of gpose. Be very cautious.

I wish we could use combat actions and LBs in gpose without having to actually target something.

[LineageRazor]

Granted, but SE becomes extra strict on what constitutes "questionable" use of gpose. Be very cautious.

I wish we could use combat actions and LBs in gpose without having to actually target something.

Granted, but the normally-targeted mob gets jealous and invades the picture, covering folks' faces and generally being a nuisance.

I wish that the Crystal Exarch and Lyna were still available as Trust NPCs after completing 5.0 MSQs.

[Enkidoh]

Granted, but the Exarch now is limited to being only a healer role who only has Aero 1 as a skill that he spams endlessly instead of healing. And Lyna has no abilities but only spams /dance emotes.

I wish that Ala Mhigo was opened up as an actual open city instead of just a dungeon.

[Valic]

Granted, but the Exarch now is limited to being only a healer role who only has Aero 1 as a skill that he spams endlessly instead of healing. And Lyna has no abilities but only spams /dance emotes.

I wish that Ala Mhigo was opened up as an actual open city instead of just a dungeon.

Granted, but it's small, closed instance for only the player to see and you need to donate to it weekly to rebuild it like the Doman Enclave.

I wish the Buduga finally get to capture Hien @.@

[Brandedblade]

Granted, but it's small, closed instance for only the player to see and you need to donate to it weekly to rebuild it like the Doman Enclave.

I wish the Buduga finally get to capture Hien @.@

Granted. But the details of what happens can only be found in a $50 dollar....adult comic...

I wish that we could glamour 1h whm and blm weapons over the 2h ones.