[Shadowbringers Edition] Grant a wish, Corrupt a wish

[Sousui_]

Granted, but the cards now require the use of actual card items that take up inventory space, do not stack, and have to be won from NPCs in Triple Triad matches.

I wish Viera could wear hats.

Granted, but their ears disappear completely, so they don't really look special.

I wish items at Mog Station would be less expensive.

[Zazay]

Granted, but their ears disappear completely, so they don't really look special.

I wish items at Mog Station would be less expensive.

Granted, Mog station prices will decrease 30%, but now you have to pay 50% more for your regular sub.

I wish there was an oshaberi doubutsu minion ingame.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Granted, Mog station prices will decrease 30%, but now you have to pay 50% more for your regular sub.

I wish there was an oshaberi doubutsu minion ingame.

Granted, it only comes from a code that only comes with a toy you have to buy on the Mog station, and only for one character.

I wish for a turtle pond for my in-game house.

[SunAurel]

Granted, it only comes from a code that only comes with a toy you have to buy on the Mog station, and only for one character.

I wish for a turtle pond for my in-game house.

Granted. But it comes with 3 naked miqo'te doing ERP inside your house.

I wish that you could select and dye certain parts of gear e.g. use blue dye on the Cape and white dye on the armor and not having everything one colour

[Raqrie_Tohka]

Granted. But it comes with 3 naked miqo'te doing ERP inside your house.

I wish that you could select and dye certain parts of gear e.g. use blue dye on the Cape and white dye on the armor and not having everything one colour

Granted, but it will only show on your client. Other players will still see a generally normalized, maniac-proof, SE-approved, family friendly colour palette.

I wish that SE would craft the main story a bit more maturely and memorably, like literature, instead of 'cheesy WoL solves everything by force and liberates all these poor people too weak to fend for themselves as a living Deus Ex Machina while off-handily killing off the main villain so a new one can be set-up for the next expansion".

[Ryphen]

Granted, but it will only show on your client. Other players will still see a generally normalized, maniac-proof, SE-approved, family friendly colour palette.

I wish that SE would craft the main story a bit more maturely and memorably, like literature, instead of 'cheesy WoL solves everything by force and liberates all these poor people too weak to fend for themselves as a living Deus Ex Machina while off-handily killing off the main villain so a new one can be set-up for the next expansion".

Granted, but now everything is written in Old English and the MSQ takes 500 hours to get through.

I wish I could discard the items my retainers bring back from the retainer menu instead of them having to go into my inventory first. I'm not paying you guys to go fish!

[Zazay]

Granted, but now everything is written in Old English and the MSQ takes 500 hours to get through.

I wish I could discard the items my retainers bring back from the retainer menu instead of them having to go into my inventory first. I'm not paying you guys to go fish!

Granted - but for every item you discard, the affected retainer will take a vacation day. You won't be able to send him to ventures in the meantime.

I wish Feo Ul would accompany us in our journey through the First.

[Lilseph]

Granted but you will be unable to talk to any other NPC or she'll get jealous and will kill you.

I wish I could fly in the ARR maps.

[Crushnight]

Granted - but for every item you discard, the affected retainer will take a vacation day. You won't be able to send him to ventures in the meantime.

I wish Feo Ul would accompany us in our journey through the First.

Granted but you have to type "Oh my most majestic Branch i require you to hereby speakth to yon troubled *insert npc name you need to talk to here, only by your wisdom can i sooth thine heart with mine most glamorous deeds, please i beg of you King Titania Feo Ul"

I wish we could add accessories like crowns to all our mounts

[Marivaldi]

I wish we could add accessories like crowns to all our mounts

Granted, but mount speed will decrease with every accessory added

I wish we could fly in ARR zones!