[Shadowbringers Edition] Grant a wish, Corrupt a wish

[Valic]

Ya know it's been a while since I've seen this game played on a forum. I feel like the start of a new expansion is actually perfect for this, but I'll explain for those who are unfamiliar with the concept. Basic idea is you post a change/wish for FFXIV you'd like, the following poster grants it, but then they add a twist/change that's likely not something you expected or wanted. I'll post an example below and then get us started after that.

I wish that healers had more dps

Granted, but every dps skill they use now consumes a third of their MP when used.
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Next post will quote and repeat, granted but etc etc whatever demonic creativity you have to ruin someone's wish. Now let's get started :P



I wish that bard's had an aoe dot applier.

[Crushnight]

I wish that bard's had an aoe dot applier.

Granted, Bard has been renamed Ranger and lost Mage's Ballad, Army's Paeon and Wanderer's Minuet in their place are 3 stances that have 1.5s cast times for increased crit/dhit/speed.



I wish AST was less clunky with optimising openers and 6mins in a fight especially on controller.

[Valic]

Granted, Bard has been renamed Ranger and lost Mage's Ballad, Army's Paeon and Wanderer's Minuet in their place are 3 stances that have 1.5s cast times for increased crit/dhit/speed.



I wish AST was less clunky with optimising openers and 6mins in a fight especially on controller.

Granted, but you now have twice as many cards, one for each job instead of each role. Your damage is also cut in half to make up for the clunkiness fixed.

I wish GNB's heart of light was a 10% overall shield, not just magic damage.

[DracotheDragon]

Granted, but you now have twice as many cards, one for each job instead of each role. Your damage is also cut in half to make up for the clunkiness fixed.

I wish GNB's heart of light was a 10% overall shield, not just magic damage.

oh i love theese threads.

Granted but All tanks have now had there defences reduced by 15% to compensate

i wish PVP queues were faster.

[Horobi]

i wish PVP queues were faster.

Granted : all pvp matches will now be duels. Have fun against healers.

I wish SMN's outburst spell were 1.5s cast to make the aoe rotation less clunky.

[EorzeaHero69]

i wish PVP queues were faster.

Granted, but your max hp decreases every time you get ko'd or ko another person.

[Valic]

Granted, but your max hp decreases every time you get ko'd or ko another person.

Lotta ya'all are missing your actual wish lol. That's how the game keeps rolling :P

I wish Bard was turned into a proper Ranger, with just one magical song to keep their lore: when sang, magic ballad (or battle voice) would spread their dots among the groups of enemies.

Granted, but this song drains your mp off first, then your hp, and you will sing until your heart literally gives out when this skill is used.

I wish red mage had more melee abilities and combos.

[Brightshadow]

Granted but the range of the spell execution has been reduced to 4y.

[Alucard135]

I wish RDM DPS increases.

[Johaandr]

I wish RDM DPS increases.

Granted, but then they have to have longer cast time and remove raise.

I wish Machinist didnt have torrets.