What Your Character Is Really Thinking

[Tigore]

Lately, I have been making my Hrothgar go into the water a lot for his levelling (Ruby Sea as the main one). Probably miserable from being wet and teleporting to Costa del Sol to dry off again when I log off.

[Enkidoh]

I remember back during the maligned moogle quests in Moghome, where Chieftain Moglin outright insults the player's name, I imagine Enki would have actually snapped back to him:

"Oh yeah? Well maybe I think Moglin is a stupid name!"

And every time she sees Hildibrand she has to stop herself from facepalming and steeling herself for the mind-destroying instanity about to occur.

[Nicodemus_Mercy]

Anything I'd actually say to Thancred would probably be grounds to ban me from the forums >_>. Let's just say it would be graphic and suggestive and involve he and I being in my bed.

[RyuDragnier]

He's doing a lot of snark over things happening, ever since CM.

[Bacent]

Probably wondering what his chocobo is off doing, kweh. I like to picture him getting into trouble exploring with a few other friends' chocobo, sometimes going into dungeons.

[Gun-Cat]

Dumb cat: I disagree.

[Bonbori]

Gaius: "Join me, and we will rule the galaxy toge-"
Me: "YES. And also let's get married immediately!"

[Chyro]

(Mild SHB spoiler)

Whenever WoL and Crystal Exarch are having some 1 on 1 talk time, I wish my char could say 'Come here buddy.' and take him into a bro-hug for all the things he's been through and how much he looks up to the WoL.

[MrKusakabe]

This topic is really good, because I was also pondering a lot about it.
Right now I am stuck at the very first Stormblood quests because I wait for someone to catch up.
My latest answer to Alphinaud was actually selectable and it was something "I have enough of it, and it's time to say goodbye" and Alphinaud goes: "Aww, that's not quite the answer I expected". Then he stood there and you can talk to him again: "We are going to [story spoiler]. It would be good if you have you with me nonetheless" and he walks off with the others.

I haven't even spent a single thought about them since 4 days and they still probably wait for their Warrior of Light in some dusty corner in the desert x)

Apart from that, I would've demanded the people (Kan-E-Senna, Merlwyb etc.) come to me. The amount of "Let's go to Gridania for advice from Kan-E-Senna" is ridiculous as she does not even do a single fight. They should admire us WoL and beg for our audience instead. I am the one that is going to sweat and bleed, so move your politician butts over to me place.

Also, I will hate Alphinaud and his Crew (TM) until they do a memorial for Papalymo like they did for Mo..Moen..bryda or whatever that tall lass was called. Until then, they can see my tiny Lalafell middle finger every so often...

As you can see, I absoutely dislike most of the cast and their way of ping-pong me back and forth Eorzea for their errand tasks. That's not what I studied all the magic and combat for! (GW2 is much much better, YOU were the core of the group as commander, and you did not waste time by bringing food for "refugees" who have time the whole day anyways themselves)

EDIT: At the Scholar quests with this Tonberry sailor guy, he wants to say and then yell something about "Seesoldaten" (sailors) so the quest moves forward. I yelled "Who cares about SEESOLDATEN" and he was "I can't hear you" or something, so I yelled: "I don't give a damn about Seesoldaten as I am a Red Mage!" and then he was happy. That's probably the first time my true thoughts advanced the story..

Sincerely,

[Crushnight]

NPC: I want you to do something about the smell of the chocobo for my father
Crush: How about you do that and i'll go back to the Rising Stones and try to figure out how to stop the ascians hmm?
NPC:But your an adventurer and i can pay you
Crush:How about no?
NPC:Well i envoke msq status so you have to
Crush slowly walks away giving two of the biggest fingers they ever could.