How would an optional, official parser be toxic?

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Parsers will not magically make them jerks. It will give them a system to utilize to be jerks. There are no metrics for people getting kicked for low DPS (which is what I had been asking of your quote). All of this is subjective views. So arguing about the 'about of this', or 'decrease of this', or 'increase of this' is silly. I'm not trying to convince you of my position - I don't care what you think - my point is YoshiP has vehemently has said no multiple times, so requesting it is a waste of time. Arguing over the details that are his decision is also a waste of time. You're beating a dead horse.

In essence, you are blaming the tool. Refer back to my earlier example. It's a silly argument because practically anything can be abused. Regardless, it will be a horse beaten for years as people will continuously ask, especially when the devs do convoluted workarounds that don't accomplish anything like SSS and the job gauges. And to be fair, Yoshida has said a lot of things and gone back on his word. It may well be a waste of time, but why post in a thread whose subject you deem a "waste of time"?

And as already stated. A jerk will always be a jerk. They don't care about using a parse to tell you to "uninstall because you're shit." They were always going to say that because they're a jerk who doesn't care.