The Eureka Defense: A Short Parody

Eureka Apologist: "Yo dude, have you heard about the new game that is all the rage (pun intended) on the interwebs?"

Self-respecting Individual: "No man, what is it?"

Eureka Apologist: "Punching yourself in the face!"

Self-respecting Individual: "That doesn't sound much fun to be honest, man."

Eureka Apologist: "Oh come on, at least try it before dismissing it!"

Self-respecting Individual: "Sigh, okay..." *punches himself* "Ouch dude, this is not fun in the slightest!"

Eureka Apologist: "lol man! you say that because you are doing it wrong!"

Self-respecting Individual: "Wrong how?"

Eureka Apologist: "You gotta do 3 quick jabs to your chin before you are ready for a big punch to your eye socket, you can't just zerg punch yourself without any thought to it, derp"

Self-respecting Individual: "Are you serious?"

Eureka Apologist: "Absolutely man, how can you dismiss this game without even playing it properly? Don't be a hater!"

Self-respecting Individual: "Sigh... all right, but stop bugging me after this if I don't like it" *punches himself again"

Self-respecting Individual: "Oh my god dude, now my face hurt all over. I guess the punches to my chin did help me not to feel the one to my eye that munch since my face is all numb now, but this still is the worst idea ever."

Eureka Apologist: "lol man, you barely got started, this gets a lot of fun after the first few hours! You get so numb it feels good!"

Self-respecting Individual: "Nope, not doing this for a few hours, my face already hurts enough now thank you. This sounded stupid from the beginning and I honestly regret going with it until now."

Eureka Apologist: "lololol look at you jumping on the face-punching hate bandwagon. Back in my day people worked hard to feel all numb and fuzzy, now you people only want instant gratification."

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Sorry, but this is exactly how I see it in this thread lol