Telling stupid NPCs what's on your mind

[ko_]

To Asahi. Hey fanboy.. you know I'm the main character right? You might want to stay on the good side cause when you leave you lose your plot armor

[FallenArisen0990]

SE needs to add an option into the dialogue choices where we can type out our own responses or use premade response. These responses could play out in your character's head, kinda like one of Squall's Monologues. That would make me feel better knowing that at least she's thinking what I'm thinking.

[Alaray]

Kick Gorge down a mountain, fatally.

Remove Lolorito's existence.

Slap Alphinaud.

Stab Asahi in the back and force Hien watch me do it.

I'm not a very talkative person, to be honest.

[Unscene]

"I'm proud of you, Alphinaud."

[DreamAngel-Ren]

To Aymeric, "You have no idea how much I love you; I'll be more than happy to be your wife and have as many kids as you wish!"
To Alphinaud, "I'm soo glad I know you; in fact, I consider you my little brother"
To Hien, "You got this! I believe in you!"
To Thancred, "Don't push yourself too hard, I still worry about you, ya know.."
To Zenos, "$&#@ you and go to hell!"
To Asahi, "You mad cuz yo master refuses to notice you as he already noticed me!"

Bonus: To Haurchefant, "I miss you dear friend, I wish you were here.."

[Spiriel_Basanda]

Most recently was Byakko. After winning the fight, "What? NO, I DO want to hear all of your long stories! Don't run off! Tell me them NOW! Okay, he's gone..........maybe when we get back to the shrine." after shrine scene "NO BYAKKO, TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!!"

[Enkidoh]

To Alisaie when encountering Lakshmi: "Uh... what are you doing? Why are you running out to... oh goddess no... no... don't tell me... you're... trying to reason with her? Don't do that! What do you want to do, get yourself tempered girl?! Get the hell out of there NOW!!" *facepalm*
To the lazy Chief Moglin of Moghome: "Oh yeah? Well, I think 'Moglin' is a stupid name!!" (He constantly keeps saying your character's name is 'odd' to your face.)

[Kusanagi7]

To any garlean that calls us or our allies savages " why dont you look in the mirror "

[NephthysVasudan]

During Gauis' Monologue in the Castrum Preatorium

*Break out into mandervil dance and make him stop and ask... What..the hell......are you...doing*
*Strike a Gentlmen Pose*
*Gauis' dies of shock*
*Roll credits*

[Alestorm]

During Gauis' Monologue in the Castrum Preatorium

*Break out into mandervil dance and make him stop and ask... What..the hell......are you...doing*
*Strike a Gentlmen Pose*
*Gauis' dies of shock*
*Roll credits*

No, you just summoned Godbert and he suplexed Gauis into the stone age.