Telling stupid NPCs what's on your mind

[Violyre]

Been awhile since I've made a fun thread.

If you could talk to any NPC, and tell them exactly what you want to have on your mind, who would you talk to and what would you say? And no, you can't change the storyline. No telling Hauchefant that he should probably stay home when you raid the Vault!

For me, I gotta go with Itomaki. IT'S CALLED A COMPASS AND A MAP. USE IT.

[Alestorm]

To the Moogle's of Moghome: "Make your own baskets you lazy %#@$!"

The Scion's 90% of the time: "Really? I need to run this menial errand when we have recruits who can/signed up to do this?" (whenever it's some stupid fetch/delivery quest)

[Alleo]

To Tataru: I am not the one that bought the sword, why do I have do be the one that gets the money back? When I die the whole world and its other dimensions will be lost and you want me to go there?

To any of the leaders/Lyse: I am against this and if this goes wrong because you did not listen to my advise then dont come running for my help.

To Alisaie: Girl I will not like you more if you constantly bring down Alphy that has stayed with me for a long time, so its natural that I have a bigger bond with him. Just be yourself and all will be fine, but if you further just take your brother down when he is not even there to defend himself might make me dislike you.

[BillyKaplan]

To Alisaie: Girl I will not like you more if you constantly bring down Alphy that has stayed with me for a long time, so its natural that I have a bigger bond with him. Just be yourself and all will be fine, but if you further just take your brother down when he is not even there to defend himself might make me dislike you.

To be fair that's one of the most realistic things about their bond as siblings. That said, OMFG YES SO MUCH GIVE THE BOY A BREAK ;_; he's been through so much meanwhile Alisaie's been adventuring probably more than the WoL has canonically until Arenvald remembered that's what we were supposed to do. I'm so glad we took Alphy on that trip with us.

[Alleo]

To be fair that's one of the most realistic things about their bond as siblings. That said, OMFG YES SO MUCH GIVE THE BOY A BREAK ;_; he's been through so much meanwhile Alisaie's been adventuring probably more than the WoL has canonically until Arenvald remembered that's what we were supposed to do. I'm so glad we took Alphy on that trip with us.

Well I am fine when she teases him when he is around because thats truly how siblings behave. I just disliked it that she used a lot of her screentime to put him down when he was not even there.

Also: Dear scions, we just found a huge treasure for Ala Mhigo, why not take a bit out of this as a reward for being the ones that found it so that you can found your future campaings better? Or...just stop giving some of your members highly expensive gear while most of the rest will barely get any gil at all..

[Altanas]

The Scion's 90% of the time: "Really? I need to run this menial errand when we have recruits who can/signed up to do this?" (whenever it's some stupid fetch/delivery quest)

The scions remind me of the most poisonous HNMLS's in FF11. The ones were only the Elite of the LS got to be in the main party and got all the drops . The WOL is like the perma newbie that never got any DKP lol>.>

[NephthysVasudan]

*Lolorito smiles evily at my char*
*casts stone IV* *casts raise* *casts stone IV* *casts raise*
*smirks*
*walks away leaving a shocked/terrified lolorito behind*

[FallenArisen0990]

I would tell Cotota to become my Moon.

[Genz]

Any NPC who uses the word "strategy" about triple triad ; I'd like to make them eat their cards...

[MPNZ]

So, in the sea of clouds: there is like this really hungry Ishgardian soldier who just kept attacking all of the animals and stuff. And, then he admits it to you that he's, like, the entire reason everything is aggressive and junk... I want to blank shot him off of that stupid tree house fort and tie him to a post. It's not he'll die or anything since he's such an idiot anyway...