Been awhile since I've made a fun thread.

If you could talk to any NPC, and tell them exactly what you want to have on your mind, who would you talk to and what would you say? And no, you can't change the storyline. No telling Hauchefant that he should probably stay home when you raid the Vault!

For me, I gotta go with Itomaki. IT'S CALLED A COMPASS AND A MAP. USE IT.