Telling stupid NPCs what's on your mind

[Iscah]

Every single NPC that refers to the world as a 'Star.'

"Dear moron: What you are standing on is a planet. It is not a star. It is not a multi-million degree, gravity-ignited, thermo-$#%&ing-nuclear reactor. Thank you."

I guess it could be a bigger-than-planet-wide threat? Likely to wipe out the entire star-and-attached-planets?

[Cyreil]

"Moenbryda, get out of my way! I got this!"

[Jib]

"Moenbryda, get out of my way! I got this!"

She was most probably the character in the whole game I felt..... ;((((( ... (don’t want to put any spoilers.. YOU know what I mean)

[Big_Panda]

To the new NPC from 4.2 MSQ:

You don't make me mad with your ranting. You are literally nothing to me. I do not give a damn about your background, your scheming and your sugar daddy. I am more irritated by your long-ass cutscene because I want to go farm an ex-primal.

[SicariusSeven]

I really wanted to laugh in Ashai's face really, really badly.

[basketofseals]

M'zeht, J'olhmyn just isn't interested in you. Go for the highlander who's clearly interested in your well being instead.

[RuneFox]

To all the evil NPCs (and a few good ones) I would like to say, "Hey you!! Don't do that!!" >,..>

[sarehptar]

Every time Nero annoys Cid to the point of exasperated groans, I wish I could give Nero a thumbs up behind Cid's back. That shit's hilarious and Nero deserves to know how much I appreciate him for it.

[Vrankyl]

To Asahi: "I am the god slaying Warrior of Light and you are nothing but a speck of dirt. I could pop your head like a pimple and no one would ask any questions."

[SicariusSeven]

To Asahi: "I am the god slaying Warrior of Light and you are nothing but a speck of dirt. I could pop your head like a pimple and no one would ask any questions."

I really wish we had dialogue options or at least more options to be jerks. Sometimes an NPC grates you so badly that you just want to be a jerk right back to them. Instead we all have to be goody goods. ARGH!