Party Etiquette

[Blarp]

Oh, well now that I've been enlightened, allow me to comment. It's obvious you didn't read the post without saying so. Only in the first paragraph did I complain; The rest of the post was meant to help others that may need it. I can't figure out what's more idiotic: The fact that you didn't read the post and still thought you had any clue on how to appropriately paraphrase it, or the fact that you altogether admit that you didn't read it.

I read it. I think I paraphrased pretty well.