Clever/funny resurrection macros

[DragonFlyy]

blurb

A funny macro is not considered harassment. Reporting will just waste the time of SE employees and nothing will come of it.

Also I am a healer. Funny macro or not, they convey the same message. Don't use my raise if I see something like this. It doesn't make it any harder to see a funny blurb, as apposed to a single "Rezzing <t>" macro.

[Yudzster]

"funny" raise macros are one of the things i hate the most.

stuff like



is not funny. in fact i would report you for harasement when you would use this with my name in it.

i know a raise macro is helpfull for the other healer. but making fun of the person who died is nothing else than bullying.
and with that many text some of the macros have it loses the purpose of helping the other healer anyway because you can't see the important information fast enough. so the only reason it exists is to bully the person who died...

THERE'S always this kind of party poopers in thread like these

[AskaRay]

My raise macro is just

<t> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Chrysy]

the best raise macro i've seen so far was in a VA run, the other healer's raise macro was "Don't worry! i'm a certified healer! Nothing could go wro-..OH SH*T <t> DIED!"

i about fell out of my chair laughing at that at 2 in the morning xD

[Jim_Berry]

I honestly don't think most of the raise macro are funny.

First of all, as someone mentioned, commonly used action shouldn't put a macro especially these who spam the button without the <wait.1>. It gets extra annoying with the <se.X>. In the end of event, you just leave the evidence so many lines of people died... Also, why do you need to tell the other people you are raising someone?

I always think if someone die, it is my fault 'cus I didn't keep their HP up. Even if they are the fool who can't dodge, you think if they can't notice the shinny weird-looking indicator on the ground, they will notice you are so busy to keep the pt alive or they are the fool? Of course they will blame you "never" cure them. So, it almost will result to be a jerk healer with these "wake up" "stop being lazy" macro...
I never give commendation to these use these macro users either

I have my main macro that has no text, which is:

/macroicon "Swiftcast"
/ac "Swiftcast" <me>
/ac "Raise" <t>

Then, I have my Raise macro with text when I am hard-raising.

[Jim_Berry]

"funny" raise macros are one of the things i hate the most.

stuff like



is not funny. in fact i would report you for harasement when you would use this with my name in it.

i know a raise macro is helpfull for the other healer. but making fun of the person who died is nothing else than bullying.
and with that many text some of the macros have it loses the purpose of helping the other healer anyway because you can't see the important information fast enough. so the only reason it exists is to bully the person who died...

I thought it was funny up to the "stupidity" comment. That could have been left out, or say something like:

/p Converted into Phoenix Down.

[FinaSel]

Mine is: [Raise] <t>

[Leanna]

<se.6> {Divine Breath} on <target> <se.6>
Too lazy to make a new one for PvE. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[PidgeRinbalt]

/p Raising <t>, get off the floor, this ain't the time to walk the dinosaur! <se.6>

The only macro for me tbh.

[Teraluna]

"funny" raise macros are one of the things i hate the most.

stuff like



is not funny. in fact i would report you for harasement when you would use this with my name in it.

i know a raise macro is helpfull for the other healer. but making fun of the person who died is nothing else than bullying.
and with that many text some of the macros have it loses the purpose of helping the other healer anyway because you can't see the important information fast enough. so the only reason it exists is to bully the person who died...

I really don't think you'll have a problem after your reply, as you'll likely be left on the floor.