Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Garlyle]

Mine is currently

"Get off the floor, <t>, it does not love you that way"

[Codek]

"Hey <t>, I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it."

[dayspring83]

"Hey <t>, I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it."

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm definitely using this. Thanks for the good laugh.

[Lisertan]

I usually use the German version but if I try to translate it it would be among the lines of:

The way you play <t> rezzing is more mana efficient than healing.

[AnaviAnael]

Not mine, but someone in DF had, "Get up <t>, you're late for school!"

[BristolRuss]

"Kanda… Es-trada.. Montos… Ea-grets… Gat… Nos-feratos… Kanda… Amantos… Kanda."

Probably better with a Scholar.

[Mholito]

/em tries to perform some kind of arcane (Resurrection) on <t>

[Yumi_umi]

" if you are dead and i'm not, then there's something wrong. Lets fix that with a raise shall we? "
Or
" the ppl with the weakness signs r where my mp went, have mercy on me bards."

[Sapphic]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dead is dead
Until I rez you...

and

<t> You sure you weren't a DRG in a past life?

Mine! XD

New one I just thought up which I may use.

<t> I bet you wish you had dodged that, my MP sure does!

[DracotheDragon]

i had 2

/p OY <t> stop channeling your inner dragoon and fight!

then it became

/p ...hey <t>... wake up... nows not the time to be sleeping... your sleeping right...<t>... don't make this lala girl cry ;^; <t>!!!


its not funny but people who take my raise say they had to other wise they felt gilty XD