Clever/funny resurrection macros

[KoroushSensei]

/say <t> "You can lose the match and the game, but if you don't lose to yourself, it isn't a loss." Since my character is karen araragi it is a quote of hers

[Stormfur]

"I'm not your (mommy/daddy), (target name), but I'm raising you now!"

[OmegaStrongtan]

Pre X-pack when i still healed I used the following:

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even the Dragoon won't die. Resurrecting _____

[LunaFaye]

for a long time I used macros like these:

<t> vs AoE.... AoE wins, <t> get up and try again!

But then people got butt hurt and I still don't know why, therefore I decided to use a macro that is actually offending. You know give them a reason if they want to be butt hurt...

"thx for wasting my mp, <t>"

Some people then started to discuss that scholars have no mp issue, yada yada, like who cares...

Point is, if you're easily offended by a raise macro or any other macros, do yourself a favor and don't die. In most cases it's not the healers fault that players die, it's out of stupidity and can be avoided. So again, don't die or lay on the floor next to the drg for the rest of the fight if you can't handle a macro.

[PidgeRinbalt]

/p Raising <t>, get off the floor, this ain't the time to walk the dinosaur! <se.6>

The only macro for me tbh.

[awbalto]

/p Raising <t>, get off the floor, this ain't the time to walk the dinosaur! <se.6>

The only macro for me tbh.

Dude that's way better than my version:
/p Open the door and get off the floor! <t> walk the Dinosaur
/ac raise <t>
/p reminder this is a raise macro

I'm so stealing yours

[AskaRay]

My raise macro is just

<t> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Chrysy]

the best raise macro i've seen so far was in a VA run, the other healer's raise macro was "Don't worry! i'm a certified healer! Nothing could go wro-..OH SH*T <t> DIED!"

i about fell out of my chair laughing at that at 2 in the morning xD

[FinaSel]

Mine is: [Raise] <t>

[Leanna]

<se.6> {Divine Breath} on <target> <se.6>
Too lazy to make a new one for PvE. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯