Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Amelia_Pond_Behemoth]

"GDI 'your name', YOU WERE ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT"

This is what we call retirony

[MiKairi]

Healing without being passive aggressive is no fun.
"Raise > <t>, it's okay. It's not like I needed this 2,600 MP for anything, anyways."

[Nerael]

Mine is "Stop Exploding you Cowards! Resurrecting <t> ! <se.7>"

[Konata_Izumi]

/p <t> spirit bond with the floor complete, converting to materia
/ac "Raise"
/p Converted into Stupidity V

[HighMarshal]

/p Before I revive <t>, is there an achievement for it?

[Astyrah]

/p Game Over <t> ! ! Press OK to continue〜

[Rhyku]

valkyrie profile

I'm hearing "Divine Assault! Nibelung Valesti!" in the back of my head now =p

[awbalto]

/p Arise my minion! Arise <t> <se.1>

Or a variation i use when i'm the only lalafell in the party

/p Arise <t>! Arise and fight for the glory of Lalamud!

[Jatoi]

"You are not my child, but I will (Raise) you."

[Jim_Berry]

Mine is:

<t>, if at first you don't succeed, update your connection; I won't {Raise} you again!