Clever/funny resurrection macros

[DarkblueMateria227]

what are some of your funny resurrection or raise macros that you have or seen while playing FFXIV?

Mine is /p reviving <t> "if I don' get to die, you don't get to either." "LIVE U BASTARD!!"

Funny, yet simple

[DeadRiser]

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

[radioactive_lego]

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

Funny because I don't usually bother rezing 'Goons. They seem to be of more use dead.

[Ulathskullsplitter]

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

Funny because I don't usually bother rezing 'Goons. They seem to be of more use dead.

/p "Not funny"

[DeadRiser]

/p "Not funny"

/p "It is when majority of dragoons are face down on the floor. Just ask Yoshi-P. I remember them teasing at dragoons too for Titan Extreme ;p. Why am I still typing in quotes?"

[EZ5902]

Funny because I don't usually bother rezing 'Goons. They seem to be of more use dead.

I see more dead ninjas than dragoons actually, despite them not been available long.

[DarkblueMateria227]

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

That's a good one! : )

/p "Loldragoons"

Lol that's a good one! : ) I might have to use that one

[LunaHoshino]

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

I was in ST with someone who had a macro like that the other day, and I admit it-- as a DRG, I laughed.

[Neuflune]

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

When I was leveling up DRG and I died, my friends would say "Great, you're doing your job".

One of our healers in the FC has a resurrection macro using "Kuchiyose... etc"

[Santherelle]

I'm thinking

/p reviving
/say "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into... Mum-Ra the Ever Living!"
/laugh