Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

[Atoli]

Start contemplating a job change so I don't see titan's big fists o' fury pummeling my face in first person point of view.

Never thought of the perspective :0
Ew. Just one more reason to stop fighting. I already loathe melee dps because I don't have a full bird-point type of view of the whole room anymore, but first person? I couldn't get ANYTHING done and would stand in all aoes and never notice when others are about to get hit when I'm on healer and..just no

[Malzian]

If I was suddenly there and couldn't get back, order of precedence:

1.) Figure out where all the bathrooms are. (Of course, figure out if going to the bathroom is a 'thing' in Eorzea first. I mean, I'm sure it is but... who knows? You never do see those bathrooms.)
2.) Figure out if eating is actually required or just fun. (This follows with issue #1.)
3.) Find a training dummy to go learn how to actually use my weapons and skills... because no, I actually don't know how to use Ring of Scorn in real life. (Shocking, I know!)
4.) Turn to a life of hunting down RMTs, beating the crap out of them and taking all of their gil so I live like a king. (And be a hero in the process!)

[AskaRay]

3.) Find a training dummy to go learn how to actually use my weapons and skills... because no, I actually don't know how to use Ring of Scorn in real life. (Shocking, I know!)

You will know how because your character does.

[Malzian]

You will know how because your character does.

Not stated implicitly in your original post, but I'd still go practice anyway... just to be certain.

[Fahzewn]

Bruh its all about Haseo.

Little late on this but ok...Haseo got Atoli and all but I don't remember Kite whining/brooding as much. For someone who was suppose to be a bad-ass PKer...twice, he had some abandonment issues. And I probably wouldn't want anything to do with Canard.

Honestly, I just forgot about him :P

ATOLIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OVAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MStowastiqVahlshdeh]

Definitely I would go fly on my Griffon mount first. I would come back and hug all of my friends. I would then be really interested in talking to beast tribe races, especially spending time doing the Sundrop dance with the Vanu. I really can't describe the other things I would do, not and keep it polite...heh but I would seriously want to visit Aymeric.

[Mycow8me]

And pet random miqo'tes, punt lalas, ask roes how the weather is up there... the whole 9 yards.

[Atoli]

ATOLIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You called..?

[TruebladeNuke]

Welcome to mmos! Where catboys are girls and catgirls are guys!

Pretty much what I'd go through if I suddenly got sucked into the world of FFXIV. After getting over the inital shock of waking up in a bedroom that isn't mine (FC manor owner here), I'd then end up quickly dealing with inital shock number two, which would involve me looking down and suddenly popping the questions "Hey! Where did THESE come from!? ... why do I have a femnine voice?" ... which would then lead me to notice I suddenly have a light blue cat tail and ears. I'd end up spending the whole day (possibly more) just getting used to the fact that I'm now living as a female (cat) for the rest of my life. I'd also probably trip over myself a bit, not used to having a tail and all that, lol.

After finally getting over that, one of two things would happen:

1: Life would go as normal for me, that is to say... adventuring! Assuming I know for fact that I can just simply use the return feature if I die in combat, which would make me fearless towards combat.

2: If it doesn't work that way or I'm uncertain, I would seek a job in the Manderville Gold Saucer... if just simply because landing a job there would allow me to be working for freaking Godbert Manderville himself.

There are also other things I'd like to try too in the world of FFXIV, but I won't bother listing everything here.

[Minseo]

Change to a dps because I already have enough trouble tripping in real life I'll prob trip midway through a cure and let the tank die.
And buy more clothes because I must look amazing.