Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

[Selli]

[EDIT] Gonna revise this a little bit 'cause I lost the effect I was going for.

I'd start off by going to Gridania and burning down the Adders GC location. Then I'd move onto the next one. Removing GC restrictions is an inside job.

...

I'd probably get patched out really quick.

[l---------------l]

First I'd be puzzled for a few seconds, then I'd be like... "Wait, does it mean I don't fucking need to work anymore?!" Then I'd be like "Fuck yeah! I'm immortal babies! Let's fight primals or whatsover. "

[Kaiser-Ace]

Even though me being 6' 2" IRL would mean a significant night loss as midlanders don't get that tall, the fact that I wouldn't have back pain anymore would be absolutely worth it.

Not to mention, my FC room has a hot tub. So I'll never be tense again.

Not to mention being able to actually play with my Chocobo, Speedy, would be a dream come true.

Also, no more silent protagonist. If I think it's a stupid idea I'm gonna say it. "I need your Weapon before you see the sultana WoL." You smoking something is you think I'm handing this relic weapon, that cost me 3 million Gil to make no less, to some servent girl.