Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

[Malicewolf]

Look for a certain someone who's timezone would no longer be an issue ^^
Start contemplating a job change so I don't see titan's big fists o' fury pummeling my face in first person point of view.
Wiggle ears and wag tail.
Check to see if I became a Ken doll... (and cry a little if I did).
Continue to do ridiculous half naked dancing in limsa regardless.
Wonder if Hydaelyn is still keeping me immortal...
If yes, be very reckless. If no, hide in a corner and become a very peaceful kitty kat that crafts a lot and kills the occasional squirrel.
Punt Tataru if she tries to talk to me.

[Heybunny]

Firstly, freak out that I'd gone from 5'7"(170cm) to 7'4"(222cm). Also natural redhead instead of having to dye it like irl, also heterochromia!

By day: Selene and I would travel the world healing ailments and curing disease. Challenge males to arm-wrestle me, wear fishnets without giving a damn because I would actually have body confidence if I were my Femroe.

By night: Hook up with Roegadyn (any gender)!

I'd freak out wondering if those ERPs were going to be real.

Surely that's the equivalent of sex irl? If so, I expect a LOT of it to be going on as people test out their new *ahem* "toys".

[Mikita]

I would first go looking for my friends, but it might be hard when a lot of people look alike, and I guess we wouldn't really have our names magically floating above our heads.

Then I would probably settle down in Limsa as a weaver, botanist and part time healer. Boring, I know. ^^;

[MeiUshu]

Find a nice Miqote, get a house, become a Goldsmith, make lots of money, go kill the guy down at Costa, take his place and live like a queen forever...NOW that is life.

[LDR]

I've had further time to think upon this because i really love things like this

so, AFTER working out where im storing this wardrobe, and bed, and xmas lights, and this tree..... and this food.... and all these clothes....... about my person.......
just how cavernous is my "personal storage space"

and after recieving restraining orders from several people,

id go about tryin to evolve and advance my classes because hey
im no longer limited by game dev restrictions, so time to practise and study the full arts

first port of call, soul/job stones
sure i carry all of them at once i just, due to game rectrictions cant use more than 1 at a time; but nowwwwwww

time to try and become a Grey Scholastrummoner
summon a dozen egis of all the primals, have etherial bahamut armor, and true form lily healing my army whilst i command the power of Gravitational Holyflares.

right?

ill deal with the aetherless wasteleands i leave after crafting my twisted black and white cane with a dismantled star globe top and codex and grimoire pages floating around it.

its time to create a new era, topple the rowena strangle hold over the realm and become an all powerful magic god
bonus if i can get a hot guy harem going


i like to keep my ambitions simple and small ya know

[Artemiz]

I'd go fishing, that's what I'd do in real life if I had enough cash to retire. The only difference would be when I go fishing in RL I travel about in a Ford Focus not a flying dragon. Dragon sounds better.

Fun Fact: I was lure fishing for Perch in The Dravanian Hinterlands for blue scrips and all I could think of while I was there was how I need to go actual fishing, haven't been for a while and it looked so peaceful and serene.

[Malicewolf]

I've had further time to think upon this because i really love things like this

so, AFTER working out where im storing this wardrobe, and bed, and xmas lights, and this tree..... and this food.... and all these clothes....... about my person.......
just how cavernous is my "personal storage space"

and after recieving restraining orders from several people,

id go about tryin to evolve and advance my classes because hey
im no longer limited by game dev restrictions, so time to practise and study the full arts

first port of call, soul/job stones
sure i carry all of them at once i just, due to game rectrictions cant use more than 1 at a time; but nowwwwwww

time to try and become a Grey Scholastrummoner
summon a dozen egis of all the primals, have etherial bahamut armor, and true form lily healing my army whilst i command the power of Gravitational Holyflares.

right?

ill deal with the aetherless wasteleands i leave after crafting my twisted black and white cane with a dismantled star globe top and codex and grimoire pages floating around it.

its time to create a new era, topple the rowena strangle hold over the realm and become an all powerful magic god
bonus if i can get a hot guy harem going


i like to keep my ambitions simple and small ya know

And what do ya know, we don't even need SE to make a new trial. We got our new boss fight right here!

[Fynlar]

Spam Ring of Thorns over and over in town until I accidentally impaled myself.

[AskaRay]

Aska is female and Ruri is a guy? D:
My whole world and faith and any certainty in life just came crashing down °-°

Sorry for destroyin your dream X)

[AlexiIvaniskavich]

I would walk with strut just to FEEEEEL the bounce of my glorious afro.
I would go to my FC room and have a pint (that vendor looks so lonely)
I would go to my personal house and have many pints (much bigger bar)
I would either evict or forcibly change the clothes of my vendors so they do not look so.... meh. (not like that, Manderville Coatee will do just fine)
I would hit my retainer with the next fish they brought me.
I would re-add my beard (because i would miss mine)
I would do every fight in the game all over.
I would go slap the RMT repeatedly, but for real this time.
I would take time to contemplate the meaning of life while literally standing still for 2.5 seconds just because I turned on Shield Oath. Probably announcing "I shall defend now" for no reason in particular.