Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

[LDR]

I've had further time to think upon this because i really love things like this

so, AFTER working out where im storing this wardrobe, and bed, and xmas lights, and this tree..... and this food.... and all these clothes....... about my person.......
just how cavernous is my "personal storage space"

and after recieving restraining orders from several people,

id go about tryin to evolve and advance my classes because hey
im no longer limited by game dev restrictions, so time to practise and study the full arts

first port of call, soul/job stones
sure i carry all of them at once i just, due to game rectrictions cant use more than 1 at a time; but nowwwwwww

time to try and become a Grey Scholastrummoner
summon a dozen egis of all the primals, have etherial bahamut armor, and true form lily healing my army whilst i command the power of Gravitational Holyflares.

right?

ill deal with the aetherless wasteleands i leave after crafting my twisted black and white cane with a dismantled star globe top and codex and grimoire pages floating around it.

its time to create a new era, topple the rowena strangle hold over the realm and become an all powerful magic god
bonus if i can get a hot guy harem going


i like to keep my ambitions simple and small ya know

[Malicewolf]

I've had further time to think upon this because i really love things like this

so, AFTER working out where im storing this wardrobe, and bed, and xmas lights, and this tree..... and this food.... and all these clothes....... about my person.......
just how cavernous is my "personal storage space"

and after recieving restraining orders from several people,

id go about tryin to evolve and advance my classes because hey
im no longer limited by game dev restrictions, so time to practise and study the full arts

first port of call, soul/job stones
sure i carry all of them at once i just, due to game rectrictions cant use more than 1 at a time; but nowwwwwww

time to try and become a Grey Scholastrummoner
summon a dozen egis of all the primals, have etherial bahamut armor, and true form lily healing my army whilst i command the power of Gravitational Holyflares.

right?

ill deal with the aetherless wasteleands i leave after crafting my twisted black and white cane with a dismantled star globe top and codex and grimoire pages floating around it.

its time to create a new era, topple the rowena strangle hold over the realm and become an all powerful magic god
bonus if i can get a hot guy harem going


i like to keep my ambitions simple and small ya know

And what do ya know, we don't even need SE to make a new trial. We got our new boss fight right here!

[Artemiz]

I'd go fishing, that's what I'd do in real life if I had enough cash to retire. The only difference would be when I go fishing in RL I travel about in a Ford Focus not a flying dragon. Dragon sounds better.

Fun Fact: I was lure fishing for Perch in The Dravanian Hinterlands for blue scrips and all I could think of while I was there was how I need to go actual fishing, haven't been for a while and it looked so peaceful and serene.

[AlexiIvaniskavich]

I would walk with strut just to FEEEEEL the bounce of my glorious afro.
I would go to my FC room and have a pint (that vendor looks so lonely)
I would go to my personal house and have many pints (much bigger bar)
I would either evict or forcibly change the clothes of my vendors so they do not look so.... meh. (not like that, Manderville Coatee will do just fine)
I would hit my retainer with the next fish they brought me.
I would re-add my beard (because i would miss mine)
I would do every fight in the game all over.
I would go slap the RMT repeatedly, but for real this time.
I would take time to contemplate the meaning of life while literally standing still for 2.5 seconds just because I turned on Shield Oath. Probably announcing "I shall defend now" for no reason in particular.

[Malzian]

If I was suddenly there and couldn't get back, order of precedence:

1.) Figure out where all the bathrooms are. (Of course, figure out if going to the bathroom is a 'thing' in Eorzea first. I mean, I'm sure it is but... who knows? You never do see those bathrooms.)
2.) Figure out if eating is actually required or just fun. (This follows with issue #1.)
3.) Find a training dummy to go learn how to actually use my weapons and skills... because no, I actually don't know how to use Ring of Scorn in real life. (Shocking, I know!)
4.) Turn to a life of hunting down RMTs, beating the crap out of them and taking all of their gil so I live like a king. (And be a hero in the process!)

[AskaRay]

3.) Find a training dummy to go learn how to actually use my weapons and skills... because no, I actually don't know how to use Ring of Scorn in real life. (Shocking, I know!)

You will know how because your character does.

[Malzian]

You will know how because your character does.

Not stated implicitly in your original post, but I'd still go practice anyway... just to be certain.

[MStowastiqVahlshdeh]

Definitely I would go fly on my Griffon mount first. I would come back and hug all of my friends. I would then be really interested in talking to beast tribe races, especially spending time doing the Sundrop dance with the Vanu. I really can't describe the other things I would do, not and keep it polite...heh but I would seriously want to visit Aymeric.

[Mycow8me]

And pet random miqo'tes, punt lalas, ask roes how the weather is up there... the whole 9 yards.

[Minseo]

Change to a dps because I already have enough trouble tripping in real life I'll prob trip midway through a cure and let the tank die.
And buy more clothes because I must look amazing.