TL;DR - "I don't want to have to do anything to get stuff. Gimme it."

You don't want to Spiritbond. Won't go in the Diadem to get the spoils for Materia. Won't craft or gather anything in an attempt to make a significant amount of Gil. Won't even send your retainers out on Ventures and obtain it that way because you're too lazy to get the coins to pay them. You don't belong to an FC with an Airship that could easily be sent on the cheap to retrieve Materia.

Of all the options available to you, you would rather that it's just handed to you? Wait, I know. Let's just make it so there are no items any more and everyone just does the same damage and everything is only for glamour. And everything should be bought with hugs, too. This may sound mean, but you're basically asking them to eliminate a system that rewards a player for putting in effort so you don't have to. You aren't entitled to things because other people have them.

Stop it.