The Real Problem with Parsers

[Waliel]

At this point, I can only assume you've missed my repeated, and I do mean repeated, statements saying that I'm completely fine with parsers as long as they don't create extra jerks and that I'm all for a personal parser for people to see their own DPS to improve because that's the safest middle ground for SE to let people get their numbers to see if they have room for improvement without risking extra jerks calling people out on their DPS. I assume that because you seem to be trying to convince me of the exact benefits of a parser that I've already said I know about and think would be great to have.

It just that reading these forums, I feel like anything Squenix does would seem to increase the number of jerks and the like tenfold. Makes them quite fun, though. Nothing like a big "What are you even saying?" in the morning.

To be honest, I'm kind of scared that people thought my story about being kicked over not eating a completely non-edible food instead a completely non-existing food was meant to be serious. :/

My super clever mind's first thought was to ask if the "tailor-made" pie was made of linen.