Ohhhh I got a few:

The very first time I ran Aurum Vale I didn't watch a guide for it. We get to the Coincounter and the party explains the strat to me, but everything just went in one ear and out the other... Stood in every glower possible, got hit by Eye of the Beholder, and to top it off I had really bad reaction times. I died countless times on that boss, but we defeated him just before the duty timed out. Whoever I was partied with, here's a very late sorry LOL!

One time during the Ultima fight in Praetorium I noticed a black mage spamming physick on themselves, even with more than half hp. I got annoyed and said, "You don't need to use physick, I won't let you die", but in the time it took for me to type that, one of the airships came down and killed them. Yeeeaaa, sorry not sorry o3o

I left a duty because I had to eat breakfast before (I told the party too)

Kind of off topic, but still something that happened while I was healing:

I met a tank during a Singularity Reactor run that said he was cooking chicken. I noticed he went afk for a little bit, and then came back and said he had to turn the chicken. I don't know if he was lying or not, but it made me laugh >w>;